Ok, five minutes before I unplugged my computer, this is what I found. He’s so cute (Chad Prather; not little fat boy Kimchee)!
Because we have Chuck Norris! Since 2005 the internet has been steadily filling up with his list of astounding accomplishments.
There’s nothing Chuck Norris can’t do. He…can hear sign language, regularly makes onions cry, can build a snowman out of rain, and uses hot sauce as eye drops. Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records. They say whenever Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
You may be surprised to learn that Chuck has a challenger that just might show him up. According to DailyWire, “the North Korean regime has their very own “fact” book, detailing the absolute greatness of “Dear Leaders” come and gone. Finally, it appears the man who killed two stones with one bird has a verifiable rival in the dictators of North Korea!”
Here are the “facts” they compiled:
Go to Chad Prather’s website to read the rest.
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Hi Ka-ra-te ! Get ’em Chuck… The ‘Dos Equis Man” Will Bring the Beer and Cubano Cigars !!!
His farts will foil an E.M.P. attack.
The only thing Fat Boi’s good at is dropping Calorie Bombs!
Keep drinking those Mai Tai Grasshopper Mudslides jackass!
In actuality, we need not worry about noko because of Trump. China won’t stand for Trump Towers in noko if there is U.S. military action, just spitting distance from their border. Joking of course, but you know once we go there we’re not leaving. China will deal with it, it’s their problem.
there is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates Trailer Parks
Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer
if Chuck Norris made toilet paper, it wouldn’t take shit of nobody
there’s a 99.9% chance that Chuck Norris is yo’ daddy
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin … that he built … think about it
chuck norris knows ALL the ways to skin a cat…..
Kim cannot count backwards from 10 to zero!
When the Incredible Hulk gets really mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris chews beef jerky and blows bubbles out of it…
Thats the best one I’ve heard…
Heh /Salute
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
Chuck sucks
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris bowls overhand.
Chuck Norris once caught a flight headed to Dallas. He then turned, faced east, and threw it on to Nashville.
…The North Koreans are legit taught that their ‘dear leader’ never takes a dump… I guess that would explain the ’roundness’ he so ‘gallantly’ touts around. It’s all stuck inside him. [or.. you know.. he’s full of sh-t. ;>]