I’d revoke his man card but he was never issued one.
I hire professionals
The worst for me as when people go in thinking they’re to Landscape the whole yard, and the cart is full of weak annuals that will die within a week.
I can build a car around an oil filter, but I can’t weld two boards together.
Metro-craftsmanual
… I shudder … for our future & our manhood
r/r –
Try switching polarity and lightly moisten the wood with a spray bottle – if it smokes too much, back off about ten amps and try it again. Practice makes perfect!
Outdoorjohn – I was probably using the wrong dowel rod.
Outdoorjohn/refuse/resist
Fuck it, machine it as a solid out of the entire tree.
I guess I’m abby normal then.
I’ve installed vanities and sinks, swapped out toilets, swapped out every faucet for a good one, replaced every water isolation in the house, and am looking at changing the kitchen sink.
Don’t have enough storage room for wood working projects.
With a kid, I’ve also come semiprofessional at drilling door locks and replacing door knobs.
I have a 1/2 Horse power motor for my garage door but it’s sort of sluggish. So the HD guy tells me I should get a 1/4 HP motor because
it’s more powerful????
Moe Tom
Quarter horses are faster out of the gate, and the cut really good.
Ha! While I’m not nearly as dumb in the DIY realm as this guy, I can relate. Having bought a new pad recently, I’ve been in Home Depot a bit recently. I go there with a small list of things and end up leaving with a bunch of stuff that was never on the list.
Bwaahahahahahaha I watched some of his other stuff and he is pretty funny. He did a spot with Tim Hawkins that I saw a while back.
I hired a kid with a vo-tech certificate and the foreman sent him up the scaffolding to get some measurements. He hollered down, “It’s 43 and three of those little lines wide.” I finally had to fire him because he kept leaving equipment behind on job sites (large stuff: a skil saw, a ladder). He filed for unemployment which I contested but he got because the state determined the foreman should have made sure he loaded up all the equipment.
“You have a 2 by 4?”
“No…my car’s an all-wheel drive.”
Hilarious!!!
I’d revoke his man card but he was never issued one.
I hire professionals
The worst for me as when people go in thinking they’re to Landscape the whole yard, and the cart is full of weak annuals that will die within a week.
I can build a car around an oil filter, but I can’t weld two boards together.
Metro-craftsmanual
… I shudder … for our future & our manhood
r/r –
Try switching polarity and lightly moisten the wood with a spray bottle – if it smokes too much, back off about ten amps and try it again. Practice makes perfect!
Outdoorjohn – I was probably using the wrong dowel rod.
Outdoorjohn/refuse/resist
Fuck it, machine it as a solid out of the entire tree.
I guess I’m abby normal then.
I’ve installed vanities and sinks, swapped out toilets, swapped out every faucet for a good one, replaced every water isolation in the house, and am looking at changing the kitchen sink.
Don’t have enough storage room for wood working projects.
With a kid, I’ve also come semiprofessional at drilling door locks and replacing door knobs.
I have a 1/2 Horse power motor for my garage door but it’s sort of sluggish. So the HD guy tells me I should get a 1/4 HP motor because
it’s more powerful????
Moe Tom
Quarter horses are faster out of the gate, and the cut really good.
How to use Tape Measure
I’d hire these guys.
They must work very quickly.
Look how fast they can run………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39JYVm8CrXc
Ha! While I’m not nearly as dumb in the DIY realm as this guy, I can relate. Having bought a new pad recently, I’ve been in Home Depot a bit recently. I go there with a small list of things and end up leaving with a bunch of stuff that was never on the list.
Bwaahahahahahaha I watched some of his other stuff and he is pretty funny. He did a spot with Tim Hawkins that I saw a while back.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=tim+hawkins+and+john+crist&pc=MOZI&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dtim%2bhawkins%2band%2bjohn%2bcrist%26pc%3dMOZI%26form%3dMOZTSB&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=8502E6BB531C7D2184CD8502E6BB531C7D2184CD&FORM=WRVORC
I hired a kid with a vo-tech certificate and the foreman sent him up the scaffolding to get some measurements. He hollered down, “It’s 43 and three of those little lines wide.” I finally had to fire him because he kept leaving equipment behind on job sites (large stuff: a skil saw, a ladder). He filed for unemployment which I contested but he got because the state determined the foreman should have made sure he loaded up all the equipment.
“You have a 2 by 4?”
“No…my car’s an all-wheel drive.”
@r/r, LMAO !!!