I can’t even…
Breitbart: Riots have broken out in the town of Gile in Mozambique amid fears that blood-sucking vampires were active in the area with the help of government officials.
According to local media, fears of vampires have been circulating in recent months following an incident in which a mob attacked a local business owner in the locality of Muiane, who they believed was a vampire.
After looting the man’s shop, they went on to vandalize the homes of local politicians, including the head of the Muiane administrative post and of the local secretary of the ruling Frelimo Party.
Since that incident, rioting in the town of Gile has become so violent that Gile’s district administrator has had to flee to the neighboring district of Alto Molocue.
A spokesperson for local law enforcement, Miguel Caetano, confirmed in a press briefing on Monday that five people were arrested for spreading fears about vampires and inciting public disorder. Caetano added that the rumor was more likely an opportunity for criminals to frighten people and thus steal their property. read more
The UN is the blood sucking monster. No need for rumors?
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
Looting…..the obvious choice when vampires are out and about.
Soooo, the DNC has opened a branch office in Mozambique!
Where is their since of diversity? The sanguivoriphobic deplorables.
I guess in a country where there a no white racists readily available to blame for stupidity, vampires are the next best thing for empty barrels to rumble about.
Must be pretty stupid vampires. Mozambique is just another place that is festering with Aids.
Next up: Counter-protests erupt when supporters of VampireLivesMatter (#VLM) march on Mozambique’s capital, chanting “We all have a stake in our future!”.
Carotid Arteries Matter.
ANTIVA rioting and looting worsen.
Hey, not a biggie, this sort of misunderstanding and overreaction could happen in *any* 3rd World country…or on any US college campus!
Is there a Churches or KFC in Mozambique, because the CIA drugs fried chicken to make blacks kill each other in the US inner cities.
Are the vampires Hutus or Tutsi?
Sounds like their brains are as well-developed as that Congresswoman’s in Florida.
Okay, with vampires it’s a stake through the heart. With werewolves, it’s a silver bullet. With, zombies you go for the head. Now, how do you deal with a micro-aggression? Do you use a gold hammer and sickle? What about a white privilege? Do you use a picture of Lenin or maybe a copy of “The Communist Manifesto?”
Stupid is the logical first assumption in Mozambique.
Let’s check with the National IQ Benchmark.
Oh, says here that Mozambique has a collective average IQ of 64.
Huh.
We consider 80 to be borderline retarded in this country.
Guess I’m taking Mozambique off my travel bucket list b
We can learn so much from the indigenous peoples of other lands and cultures!
Just wait until they figure out what an EBT card is.
Barnabas Lives!
Yeah … every time I get fearful of vampires I go out and loot some store.
Sounds, surprisingly, like Ferguson, MO.
“Hands up! Don’t Exsanguinate!”
izlamo delenda est …