… illustr8r gives you THE BEARDAMENT
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Yeah, I’m gonna have to rip his balls off.
His Christmas balls, right?
You don’t think he has testicles, do you?
Next he will be hanging mistletoe from his belly.
That model is trying for the Zoolander “Blue Steel” gaze.
But he’s got more of a Rasputin vibe. With a touch of Charlie Manson.
On a pajama boy Soy diet.
The current fad is Millenial male models straining to look Alpha. Instead I see unemployed bike messengers who’ve just started their jeggings.
Lumbersexual.
“sharted” their jeggings. Not started.
Damn you Tim Cook and your ghey Autocorrect.
Everyone knows a full beard makes you a bad ass. Just something else to grab when shit gets real.
Wait until he shows you his Yule log.
Do they make steel yard rake tines fine enough to take him for a walk?
That ain’t my Santa Claus.
I bet he has bows on his balls.
His name is Prancer. Shows at 9 and 12 .
“Yeah, I’m gonna have to rip his balls off.”
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MJA for the win. I damn near peed myself when I read that!
There’s may be no limit to the left’s obsession with beards;
https://www.pinterest.com/explore/glitter-beards/ .
Perfect Bush Ornaments for that Antifa Girlfriend !!!
The expression he sports is hilarious, given that he has tiny decorative balls hanging from his chin. Is that some sort of irony, or are the ones he no doubt has attached to his crotch yard painfully tangled?
Is this the same guy who’s on the York peppermint patty commercial? If I ever did that to my beard I’d have to give up my man card. Why would I want to do something like that to draw attention to myself and make me look like a major league dork.
Good 2 know metrosexual man comes pre-teabagged and is not afraid to let the world know.
I’m a lumbersexual and I’m OK!!!! Jingle balls, jingle balls’ jingle all the way. “Do these Xmas balls in my beard make me look queer.”
I wish I had not clicked the link! I want to punch every single one of those hairy bitches in their derpy faces.
Now picture him dressed in the suit/dress and high-heel oxfords crap from a couple days ago and you have the perfect turd.
Just great…. gay men with balls on their beards…. what’ll they think of next?
He did nothing. He’s just unaware of the festive mice that have made a home there.
I blame us! First they came for the beard, we said nothing …
That meteor is really taking its time!
Sometimes I inadvertently decorate my mustache with gravy or marmalade.
Please tell me that doesn’t count!
“Marmalade?”
WTF is “marmalade?”
Marmalade, Joey, is sort of like grape jelly, but for adults.
He’s got a man bun on his mish.
Oh …… thinks, Al … it soundeded like something elses ….. somethin not so good .