First of all, the chairs?
One and done. Throw them the hell out.
Second of all?
And that leads us to, “Restaurant names that take on a new meaning if they were all nude”-
-Howard Johnson’s
-Outback
-Carl’s Jr.
-Hardees
-Fatburger
-Taco Bell
-Ground Round
-Longhorns
-In-N-Out Burger
-Bob’s Big Boy
-Steak and Shake
-Friendly’s
-Jack in the Box
-Chili’s
-Joe’s Crab Shack
-Johnny Rockets
-Red Lobster
ht/ the big owe
Sooooo … how do you carry money?
Ewwwwwwwww …
What are the ragheads gonna think?
izlamo delenda est …
Dick’s hamburgers in downtown Spokane at 3rd and Division just off of I-90. I’ve been eating burgers and fries there since the late 60’s when I was in HS. Home of the Whammy burger (2meat+2 cheese) in Spokane. They also have the best fish and chips and real French fries cut daily from real potatoes and not from frozen spuds. They’re also strictly a cash only business.
Kip’s big boy….
Dick’s is also sea gull and sparrow central, they love the French fries that people drop or deliberately give to them.
Looks like they have plenty of rolls at that restaurant.
Pushback?
Why is it that the very last people on the planet who anyone wants to see naked are the first to shed their clothing?
Don’t have a spoon to stir that coffee don’t fret I carry a permanent swizzle stick that will do the trick (it can even add some cream)!
Waiter, there’s a hair in my soup.
They could be eating at Weinerschnitzle down in S. California. Do they still have those or Whiz burgers in Portland? And at least they covered themselves up with their napkins. There’s also a great hot dog place in downtown Seattle down on the waterfront called Frankfurters, I haven’t been there in a long time but they do have good wieners.
Must be some strong willed people; all that ugly nudity and they maintain their appetite.
Happy Chef
Blue Stallion
Peter’s Cafe
Waiter, there’s jizz in my soup. (h/t PHenry)
Ewww! And I notice in the pic 6 men and 1 woman. Do you suppose this will become an old gay man joint?(!) And why the napkin on the laps? Just requested by the photographer perhaps or protecting from food spills on thighs?
Potbelly Sandwich Shop
The Royal Fork
Should that be called “Howard’s Johnson”?
The Crack Shack BBQ
More napkins, sir? We insist.
Snuffys Malt Shop
Super Moon Buffet
Fuddruckers
Is that the bouillabaisse or you?
5 Guys
Jack In The Box
Golden Corral
Be real careful and use clear precise language when use ask for extra pepper.
Perfect pic in article header BFH! I’ll make a donation as soon as I’m back from medical leave.
Brings a whole new meaning to “how big the tip should be”…
So do you get kicked out for putting your napkin in your lapkin?
There are a limited number of activities apropos of nudity, leaving the house, cooking and or eating(food)are not among them…..besides the grossness, there is too much potential for injury.
Now, if you’ll excuse me it’s time to put some underware on, check the mail and eat left over turkey.
I can’t wait to see how their perpetually offended flaming mo dumbasses like it.
Sir George’s Smore Gas Board.
El Pollo Poco.
Denny’s Moons Over My Nanny.
Hey, I’m an old guy and nothing to look at. Gravity and wear and tear are a bitch.
So, in the name of all that is good, holy, and aesthetically pleasing, why would you shed your clothes to eat around other people?
Really sick people in France. Really sick people who agree with this practice. Perverts and idiots who have no dignity or self-respect or courtesy to others.
Seriously, what is the whole point for being “liberated” because you are nude? You still are the same person. You still have the same average body. You just show it to everyone because you are a attention whore or lack common sense.
Let’s do a quick thought experiment. If being nude is such a wonderful and natural thing, why don’t we enforce it at all times and all places? After all, animals in nature do not wear clothes and they often defecate where they eat and fornicate at will, so should we be just like them?
No, we are made in the image of God and with it comes some modesty, morals, and social behaviors that focus on dignity and keeping us separate from lowly, soul-less animals.
Der Wiener Schnitzengruben.
Colonic Kitchen.
I’m gonna pass on the Coq au vin.
Thank God It’s Casual Fridays.
Supple Bee’s.
Macarena Grill.
Waiter,
There’s some soup in my hair.
No Johns Silver.
Subway’s Footlong
(WARNING: may only be 11″)
Five Guys
(for the rainbow crowd…)
Skin N Out.
My tip calculator says “circumcised.”
T & A & W.
Bubba Humps.
Can I have a seat in the No Stroking section?
Boobie McGee’s.
Limp Post Pizza.
Pap N Taco.
Cask N Cleavage.
Clam Jumper.
I’m usually only nude during housecleaning whilst im wielding the crevice tool.
What’s French for “contagious vaginal yeast infection”?
All the YELP reviewers will want to know.
Le crud du jour.
Full Moon BBQ and trimmings.
Dessert: Bananas Foster (flambe)
Specialty : Smoked (Boston) butt.
Flank steak.
@rufus. French for “contagious vaginal yeast infection”?
Hillary.
Wouldn’t that make her a douche?
Bare Bones
AL Frakinfrutters
Dicks sporting foods
Clams and Things
Beaver and Tail
Archie’s Azsore
Ball’s Ground Round
Clint’s Ritz
Dong’s Place
Quarter pounders
Long johnson silvers
WHAT EVER YOU DO DO NOT ORDER THE HAPPY ENDING MEAL!
Cow Tippers
Tally Wackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSOyyKHQU0
Hole in the Wall
Maybe it has something to do with living in a country where everything else is illegal or not worrying about wearing clean underwear?
Go ahead and pick your seat anywhere.
Longhorn Steakhouse
Can’t believe no one said “Cracker Barrel.”
Culverts
CheckHers
U-don’t-don Japanese Noodle Works
Sharter House
I’ll have a meat lover’s pizza with extra peckeroni, hold the sausage.
Ooh. No.
I hope Chipotle doesn’t start getting similar ideas
or they’ll end up with even worse e. coli outbreaks.
Who cleans the chairs? A hazmat team?
STD’s transmitted while you sit.
Dunkin’ Yo’ Nuts?
Mission to Uranus