It’s good to have a flotus that you can take a close-up of without frightening the children.
#MerryChristmas ππ€Άπ» pic.twitter.com/IahMZhf5gc
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) December 25, 2017
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Of all the pictures on her site, this is my least favorite.
But then again, 1000 times better than any picture of Michelle.
OK DUDES, A PENNY FOR YOU THOUGHTS?? KEEP IT CLEAN, THIS IS CHRISTMAS DONCHA KNOW…
The classiest FLOTUS in 28 years!
SHE SURE AS HELL TURNED MOOCHELLE INTO ROAD PIZZA!!!
Makes me want to lope my Rudolph…..
5:37AM…see? Couldn’t wait to get out of Donald’s bed and sexual harassment!
Now that’s no shit! That last first “what ever it was” lady or not even scared the shit out of the thing that lives under children’s beds!
The Santa hat looks as if it’s Photoshpped (I know,I should talk) but those lips are real and they’re spectacular.
Larry, she was making a gatorade run!
What a lovely First Lady, A lovely family , and a great President.
God Bless America. MAGA
And phuck the news media, and the begruggers.
And Larry is still in his Mom’s basement wankin’ away.
You’re goin’ to go blind Lar, you keep this shit up. Check your
palms lately? Any hair?
so far, I’d say she’s our best First Lady since Nancy Reagan … time will tell how great this truly magnificent lady will rise
proud, “for the first time in 8 years”, that she’s our First Lady
THE MOUTH THAT PLEASURES THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD
I’m so jealous!
…of Donald, not Melania. π Merry Christmas sickos! π
That mouth speaks 5 languages.
Quite a turn-around. From a FLOTUS that spoke like Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, to that.
Please forgive me for my impure thoughts. I’m a dawg.
Oh, my. She’s got my vote!
Brad, I think those thoughts are considered sexual harassment these days. lol
The poor woman cant help it. Imagine Michelle Obama doing the exact same thing. What would the reaction be?
Guess what guys and gals!!
iOTWreport is not a conservative site!! We are a sleaze site!!!!
I received an email from a disgruntled reader who objected to this post, particularly the thumbnail (which is auto-generated from large pics- regular readers will often see odd crops of pics before you see the entire picture inside the post.)
So I agreed to change the picture. I chose one of Melania from a few years ago.
This one.
https://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/th-1-3.jpg.
There’s the president in the background.
After seeing it he said he will never come back to this site ever again.
LOL. I posted a picture of Melania, wearing a dress of her choosing, and he’s offended.
At ME, not Melania. Figure that one out.
What this guy is practicing is not conservatism. This is prudism and repressionism, the very charges that are always leveled at us and is the reason why a lot of people are turned off to conservatives.
I happen to think that sexiness and sex and having a hot flotus is remarkable.
(It’s not like I posted the nude pictures that Melania voluntarily posed for. I guess he would REALLY HATE ME!!)
Over the years most conservative sites have posted sexy pictures of the great looking women of the right and juxtaposed them against the dowdy shrews on the left. We’ve repeated the meme that conservatives are hot and the left not.
I like this particular meme war. I think it upsets the left, and well it should. It’s a winning meme.
We lost a reader, the kind that gets upset that I posted an actual picture of Melania out on the town, and an actual picture she tweeted out on Christmas day.
No loss. He sounds like a guy who wears a condom in his own swimming pool.
Thank God for Melania. She was responsible for a lot of votes.
Had Trump been married to anything less, the left would be saying, “pffffft , he’s no billionaire. If he was he’d have a hotter wife.”
No loss. He sounds like a guy who wears a condom in his own swimming pool.>>
Like Sal Vulcano??
Fur, I guess we should cover up Melania whenever her photo appears on this site. Just the eyes showing. LOL.
Sal wore 2 of them. π
Birdie,
That’s a selfie app. It analyzes your face and finds your eyes and hairline and automatically overlays different hats and stuff.
Gmail has the app on its video conferencing.
I used to drive Angry White Dude nuts during some of the many conference calls we had over the years.
He would be leading a meeting with 4 or 5 guys and really be into this important stuff and I would click the app and put a tiara on him.
He loved it. (He didn’t.)
Seriously, though. I cannot tell you how much of a pain it is to get some of the photos to line up correctly on the front page. Sometimes the tops of heads are lopped off, etc. Some times, like this time, it’s hilarious. And most times, whatever. lol
Beautiful woman. Inside and out.
Melania makes me a girly girl because I actually follow what she wears and how she does her hair and make up. I think she is awesome. I love how she wears stilletos where ever she goes and it makes the Left lose their minds about it…and the coat draping. Love that too. Whenever the President wears a crisp white shirt ( without his long tie) and sheβs by his side they are old school glamour. LOVE it-not a boob belt in sight!
Don’t play the doe in the woods game, illustr8r!
You’re the one that got me in trouble because YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT ME THE PIC!!!
Jacusse!
Haha! I know-and I said-βGosh sheβs pretty!β because she is! And yes, she is hot, sheβs a former model for efβ sake. She could rock all of Meechells outfits and still look like it was haute couture.
Maybe not the undersized granny sweaters and matching skinny boob belt but…no, sheβs rock those too.
The reader you lost wasnβt Americaβs self-appointed school marm Gretchen Carlson by chance now, was it? Sure sounds like some Victorian shit sheβd pull.
She can flotus in my pool.
Ya win some, you loose some. My guess is you gained a,few by reposting the FLOTUS’s selfie.
It’s an app.eh?
Those darn kids with their apps and their Viewmasters and their hula hoops and their dungarees and their Dave Clark Five…
Five languages. Superb European genetics.
A mother who postpones fully relocating to DC until her 5th grader completes his school year.
Campaign and Convention speeches that impressed the nation and confirmed millions of undecided votes for her husband.
Aaaaaand, she’s hot. Supermodel hot.
That’s our #First Lady.
I am a man. I would need curare injected directly into my eyes to stop the nystagmus. That’s when your reptilian brain stares like lasers at such luscious chesticles while your cortex tries to stop it.
I prefer the second picture that BFH included in the thread.
But then, I am a heterosexual male (if there is any designation like that anymore).
Unlike Michelle, she doesn’t seem like she’s about to scold men and demand they “Be better!” Maybe because Melania likes being a woman and doesn’t go around trying to be a man as Michelle did. Women who like being women are the ones who like and respect men.
Take a look at the last Administration’s “Trophy Wife.”
A bowling trophy.
http://uconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bb2f5118fba4fbf52ad9f40a4b8d2dcf_greedy.jpg
That’s a dude, dude.