It’s disturbing that Saudis are judging camels on their beauty. Do they do an evening gown portion of the contest?
Swimsuit?
Please tell me they don’t have a “best hump” category.
A beauty contest in Saudi Arabia disqualified twelve camels after their owners were found to have used Botox to make them look more handsome, Reuters revealed.
The King Abdulaziz Camel Festival in Riyadh expelled the camels and their owners for violating the competition’s rules, updated last year.
“Camels that are found with drugs in the lips, shaved, dyed in any parts of the body, or with changes from the natural form are not allowed,” the contests rulebook says.
The festival, which lasts for 28 days, awards around $57 million in prizes for camels based on their overall beauty, but also in subcategories including camel racing, obedience training, camel hair art, and camel photography.
“They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips, and even the jaw,” Ali al-Mazrouei, the son of a camel breeder, told The National. “It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh, look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’”
Admittedly, in America we use hump enhancing drugs, but it’s an entirely different thing.
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Damn. I guess this means John Kerry didn’t find a Saudi lover and will return to America.
I been face to face with these beasts
in Egypt.They are tough and useful critters
but BEAUTIFUL ??? about as much so as a liberals heart.
Whut?? No goat beauty contest??
You see a headline like this and your first thought is this has to be an article from the onion or mad magazine. Nope, real story. But think about it, they cover their women so……..
One of the contestants was not amused.
https://youtu.be/_pnqqJB2n98
Camel Toe contest?
Everyone knows the Sexiest part is the Camel Toe…
Anal bleach is also discouraged
WORSE YET, THEY DRINK THEIR PISS AND WASH THEIR FACES WITH IT!!! OH, THE BEAUTY OF ISLAM!!!
About that “camel hair art” contest subcategory – has anyone survived the attempt to give a camel a Brazilian?
I just glanced at the photo and thought it was Nancy Polosi
If they cover their women and have beauty contests for camels, what must the women look like?
My son flew helicopters in Afghanistan. He said they would often fly over camels and their ‘lovers’, having sex. Camel jockeying has new meaning.
file this under: You just can’t make this stuff up
there are underlying truths to stereotypes
(Tucker is covering this at this moment)
Mighty Mojo
That’s why they call Camels ships of the desert. They’re full of Muzzie Semen.
BB, THAT’S DISGUSTING AND ISLAMOPHOBIC, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
Why is there a photo of Nancy Pelosi with this story?
I know a very funny rented camel joke, but you probably heard it already.
The difference between goats and camels is that you must use a ladder to poke a camel.
The muzzies cover their women and let their true loves go uncovered.
Imagine the tailgate party!!!….28 days.
Beer pong, piss drinking’….Ribs?, Burnt tips?….
28 days?….how long is a camels period?
Camels are riding the cotton from November to March…
Camels want to use Botox so as not to be
mistaken for moslem women.
This is why moslem so-called men
grow beards
For they are SO ugly that
Without facial hair
They could easily be mistaken
As a moslem woman
And I haven’t started talking
about the smell.
Benito
Dang it, I was going for funny.
“But it was my turn to win!!!!”
Nancy Pelosi