Tag Lines 2.0 – IOTW Report

Tag Lines 2.0

Monday, 14 May 2018, 20:45 BFH Uncategorized 74

This thread is about coming up with an iOTWreport tag line.

Remember, this is for use on other sites, so we have to have it marketable on sites that aren’t as much of a risk taker as we are. It’s a tough task. It has to be reflective of our sensibilities but at the same time be posted by a site that might not be as “out there” as we are.

Here’s another round to vote on. Click the ones you like.

 

74 Comments on Tag Lines 2.0

  16. ….THIS IS IT!!!….It’s inspirational and prophetic….are you ready?….”IOTWREPORT.com…Good stuff and Zonga is in a bikini!!!!”…

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  25. Forgot to vote:

    “you’re going to need a bigger brain” – that’s it.

    Or how about a slight variation?

    IOTW: Where You’ll Need a Bigger Brain.

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  31. Just a side note: I like the tagline “You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Brain”, but it worries me that some people may think that it implies that the site is too “intelligent” for the average person to comprehend.

    Or maybe I just worry too much, I dunno.

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  53. I thought Fur wrote to click this round of the ones he posted; not continue to come up with more tag lines.

    I would make one small change to the brain line: Instead of saying you need a bigger brain, I’d drop the adjective and just say, “You’re going to need a brain.” I dunno. I don’t like any of them.

    I’ve given this a lot of thought and I don’t know what our sensibilities are. We go from the ridiculous to the sublime most days. There are as many political stories as random — what would you say? — “human interest” stories. You can’t really peg IOTWReport. One thing we ain’t — a bunch of Progressive Leftists.

    “IOTWReport.com: Beating the crap out of progressive, anti-American Leftists, collectively.” Well, it probably won’t play in Peoria or American Thinker.

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  56. Mine was nominated, although I used Libtards, not leftwits, but I get it. Libtards is more fitting, because fuck ’em. However, I suppose you could replace “leftwits” with Democrats or Liberals. That would send a clear message.

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  62. @AbigailAdams: You’re right – we’re not supposed to continue to come up with more
    tag lines. But then again, when have you known the readers of this site to actually follow any instructions they were given?

    “IOTWReport – We break the rules so you don’t have to”

    😉

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