The pastry, glazed in butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon, pays crass homage to the [women] who first made it, and it’s significantly tastier than the title implies.
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Take a few guesses by offering some creative off-putting names.
ht/ fdr in hell
Moldy pussy roll?
Poofter pop tarts
Do they come in KY Jellyroll?
Actually, that is a French pastry called a palmier. My mom makes them with ham, mustard and Philo dough. They are better than the sweet kind pictured here.
I’m suddenly hungry.
“Obama’s Brown Star” A fave among the MSM, especially MSNBC and CNN, they have been know to eat it for hours…
I cheated by hovering over the link.
Seriously??? 🙂
I can’t stand it when someone comes up with a stupid name for something for the purpose of bringing attention to a product. They should just call it shit for brains.
Witches’ scabs?
Oh no. That’s just so no.
Pedos de monjas?
Ebolabuns?
Stuffed chitlins (chitterlings)?
IOTWReport – educational, opinionated, and ALWAYS entertaining.
Ethel’s sphincters?…
That’s why the Blue Nun made wine….
Flakey nutmeg buttocks. Those are flat, you can tell they’re the British version.
The larger, rounder kind are known as greasy kardashians.
Smash the pastryarchy!
The “pastryarchy” that is funny stuff. My brother is a socialist baker. Totally stealing that.
Yeast infection rolls.
Cinnamon Moose Knuckles
Rotifers
Scraps from the sausage factory floor
A Terrance and Phillip favorite…
Can it be made in an “easy bake” oven?
Elephant ears
While thinking of a name, I was reminded of an OLD SLN bit from their first season spoofing the Smuckers’ old ad campaign, “With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good”; SLN’s twist was ” With a name like painful rectal itch it has to be good”.
I looked at the real name, and can see that “painful rectal itch” is right in the ballpark.
Aunt Martha’s Muffin.
Moochelle’s Muffins or obongobuns
Regardless of the name, they look delicious. Where’s the recipe?
AKA Holy shit rolls
Pope Busters
I never would have guesses that name!
Those could become a habit.
They were originally going to be called “Altar Boy’s Farts”
But that didn’t sound right…
as a matter of fact…They made no sound at all…
Methane Muffins.
Festered bunghole bites.
Geez, canuckistan again?
Spiralpile.
:;ou have ofended me! I have French Canuk ancestors!
The above is all true – other than being offended!
Had I a thin skin I’d never lived through the things Gunny — said!
Leper Ears
Road Rash Scabs
Afterbirth Pastries
Well, BFH, you did ask for “creative off-putting names”!
We used to make tem in boy scouts. They were responsible for more than one person being permanently scarred by boiling butter/sugar running down their chin.
Clue: They smell so good, they can make a flower quiver in a n t i c i p a t i o n of a SPOREgasm
they look like whirligigs to me….made from leftover pie crust dough, butter, sugar, and cinnamin…..plus whatever you need to use up for filling……
i’ve skipped over the “leftover” part, these days, and gone straight to the pie crust…..store-boughten (yes, to my shame) frozen pie crust, covered with butter, sugar, and cinnimin, cut into “pizza” slices, and rolled up like croissants…..add your favorite jelly, just to make them more messy….. 🙂
Martha Stewart says “They’re a gas!”