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  1. I’m dying to know what happened to his eyebrows in the first place. Notice the Leftard News Networks have not said shit about this. This guys like the ultimate idiot.

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  2. It boggles my mind that the Prime Minister of Canada would wear fake eyebrows. Doesn’t he understand that the added weight could tip over the island of Guam?…

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  3. He’s really a Quadloid, a cloned biological entity using cells from Fidel Castro’s ballsack. Thus his pubes are confused and remigrating south. Listen carefully to the clip and you can hear them chant: “Cuba Libre! Cuba Libre!”

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  4. I think he and the Irish PM are asshole buddies. Just thinkin.’
    But he’s also friendly with the French guy who’s married to his KG
    teacher. Trump has his work cut out. Pray for him, for the world.

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  5. Justin will have to arm wrestle a grizzly while screaming the Sha’hada and boxing a Jewish octogenarian guns store owner to regain his manly image.

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  6. And then Trump has to deal with the childless dykes like Angela Merkel and Brit PM May. Childless homosexuals are running Europe. What the phuck do they care about the future? They have no future; no child, no grand children, nothing. Gimmeafukinbreak!

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  7. He’s been browless since birth. Margaret’s overworked vajeene scar tissue ripped them right out when she passed Justin.

    Sins of the mother and so forth.

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  8. In China, they’re calling Trudeau “Little Potato” (“tu dho” in Chinese). How about a Mr. Potato Head Trudeau from the IOTW toy shop, BFH? Those come with eyebrows, IIRC.

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  9. “…then Trump has to deal with the childless dykes like Angela Merkel and Brit PM May…”

    …and that hideous Christine Lagarde. Has she ever been elected to anything? Yet I see her leathery face everywhere there’s regulating to be done. And she’d better not ever say a word about Trump’s tan. Ever.

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  10. His only accomplishment is that he has put Canada on the map of loony leftist countries, right at home with Germany, France, and the UK. In a very bad way. He’s also been a cover boy for some sick magazines, like Vogue and GQ.

    Back in the 1950’s and early 1960’s, the place was so conservative you couldn’t even say the word “boobs”, let alone the F-word without your father, or a neighbor, beating the living crap outta’ ya. It’s all different now.

    Canada, dump this liberal spawn of the devil and come back out of the dark hole you are in.

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  11. Did anyone see Peter Navarro this morning with Chris Wallace, saying there was a “special place in hell” for Trudeau and the sentiment on Air Force One was that Trudeau was basically a gutless coward for saying what he said to the press AS SOON AS AF1 cleared Canadian air space. When Wallace tried to carry water for Trudeau and the EU cheaters, Navarro doubled/tripled down! It was a beautiful thing, indeed!!

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  12. I’m thinking Austin Powers and his chest hair toupee.

    270% Tariff on adhesive eyebrow glue?

    What’s next for Trudeau Junior, a fake beard?
    A manly fake Nick Fury eyepatch?
    A rubber Batman muscle suit with molded latex biceps and abs?

    Bollywood wedding costumes, Brony parties, now this.

    How long before Canadians are signing petitions begging for official annexation by the USA?

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  13. okay….i’m guessing none of you have ever heard of photoshop……

    it’s so easy, even i can do it……..and i don’t even use photoshop….i use draw…

    send me YOUR picture….i will return it with missing eyebrows, a unibrow, and this “melting brow” thing….

    and no, i don’t believe you all are not also perfectly capable of manufacturing said pix….

    so please stop with the comments on what is probably a photoshop….you’re making us look bad, but worse, you’re making us look stupie…….

    it’s a made-up picture….what we SHOULD be saying about it is…”look what photoshopped picture these loons think we should be talking about…..”

    instead……we’re pretending it’s real…..

    who’s the stoopie???

  14. @Rufus T Firefly June 10, 2018 at 11:21

    I used to think that annexation by the US would be a good deal. But consider, we would be adding at least half of the population (36 million/2) more liberals. That’s worse than what we get from Mexico.

    On top of that, we get undigestable Quebec. That would become an ulcer in our stomach.

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  15. Chuckie-

    I never even made mention of the original claim.
    I’m just making funny agitprop and putting it out there.
    It matters little to me if the story is real or not. I think it’s a funny image.

    BUT, and this is a big but, you said it’s making us look bad.
    Question:
    Look bad in front of who?
    You’re still concerned with what the left thinks?
    You still think there is a way to make us look good?

    You’re worrying about nothing.

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  16. We should stick to those images that are real and totally not photoshopped.
    like this–>https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6eah2g/kathy_griffin_without_makeup_enough_said/

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  17. Chuckie — the Left absolutely HATES us! And they hate us even more when we say things like (they say): “Well, that’s what Trudeau *would* look like if he wore fake eyebrows.” Or, “Trudeau is just enough of a Nancy to wear fake eyebrows.”

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  18. chuckie – download the adorable deplorables montage, knock off all the eyebrows, change the redheads to brunettes and the blondes to redheads. Let’s see it when you’re done.

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