Patriot Retort: As you’ve probably surmised from my startling lack of posting over the last week and a half, I am quite unwell. It happens. On the best days, the drug cocktail I am on seems to be made from Ex-Lax and steel wool.
But on the worst days, the immunosuppressant makes me so susceptible to illness, I long for the Ex-Lax and steel wool days.
Too much information? Sorry. I just want someone to share my pain.
I’ve learned that it’s possible to get so virulently ill that you begin to suspect your body has turned completely inside out.
It’s bad enough the drug cocktail turns my hair and nails into brittle glass – as is evident from the apparent Marine recruit hairstyle I’m sporting. Hey, it’s either buzz the hair off entirely or walk around with huge bald spots on my head like I’m suffering from alopecia. I choose the buzz cut. At least it’s consistent.
Plus showering’s a snap!
But picking up every bug that happens by can be all manner of exhausting.
And the last ten days have been completely exhausting.
Let’s just say chronic illness is bad, but sometimes the treatment, as they say, is worse than the disease.
On the plus side, my doctors will be thrilled since I’m shedding weight like a kid from a UNICEF commercial. Bound to happen when your idea of haute cuisine is Ensure shakes and cantaloupe.
This is my long, drawn-out explanation for my limited posting.
Any old how.
I was tootling around Twitter when once again I came across that ridiculous photo of Cory Booker posing with the Anti-Israel sign.
You remember the one.
Cory claimed that he was handed the sign to pose for the picture and had no idea what the sign says.
Which sounds like a flimsy excuse.
But we’re talking Cory Booker. He’s not the brightest star in the Democrat firmament.
[This one’s my favorite- MJA]
SNIP: We hope you get to feeling better than Ex-Lax and steel wool, Dianny.
Corey Booker is a hooker spelled with s B. He is smarter than a flowering plant, but not by a lot.
Sympathy and love from here, Dianny. I hope you get all the way up to prunes and plastic scrubbies! (-:
We could use the steel wool on Booker
but he’d still be covered in crap.
Hey Dianny, had no idea you were sick. Hopes and prayers for your recovery.
He reminds me of Stymie from The Little Rascals.
“Wood doesn’t grow on trees!”
Mary Jane Applesauce you get yourself better
You need to try chasing your drug cocktail with a real cocktail. It may not help but it likely won’t hurt. Hope you get past this bad bump soon.
As for Booker, whenever this guy opens his mouth to explain something stupid he’s done before I get a flashback to Srgt Schultz from Hogans Heroes saying “I know nothing, nothing”.
Prayers for recovery.
Booker will still be dumb as a box of rocks when you feel better so take care of yourself first.
his sign should say “T-Bone made me do it”
Get better over there!
I doubt the broad has any idea of the massive contradiction on her shirt.
Good Lord, these people have the IQ of asparagus.
Dianny–I am so sorry to hear about what you are enduring. I hope you know there are a lot of people out here who are praying for you and you are on my prayer list now. I miss seeing your posts and your comments but I know you are doing what you can when you can. Take care of yourself first and keep us updated, when you can.
prayers to ya, MJA
w/ idiots like the Bookster we have little to worry about
No idea you’ve had a chronic health issue, so sorry to hear it! I’d like you to know your work is appreciated. In fact yesterday my wife and I got more than a couple laughs from this one:
http://patriotretort.com/difis-chinese-spy/
Wow, your struggle sounds so familiar. My beautiful daughter-in-law found out she had leukemia on the day she delivered her almost three month premature son. That was 29 years ago. Prayers for strength and endurance. It takes a real ninja to fight an illness, that has a cure almost worse than the illness. Peace be with you, as you are carried through your battle in the Arms of God.
Stay strong Dianny…The World needs Your insight and Humor.
Oh!…and here’s to hoping Cory Booker gets all the Press He needs..
Like Trud’oh! The more the People see…the more they back away,
Hey don’t fuck with Cory Booker. He once had a friend named T-Bone who tried to kill him. But they became friends, and lived happily
ever after. Then Cory drove his first ever car, as a teenager.from New Jersey all the way to Hawaii. Ain’t he just great?
That fucking guy is as phony as a three dollar bill!
Dianny, wishing you some relief.
Booker’s so dumb you could hang a KICK ME sign on his chest.
He’s Cory Booger to me…and for the rest of you, I dare say.
MJA I am truly sorry about all the maladies. I wish you WELL VERY SOON!
Wait, Dianny is ill.
MJA is simply drunk, right?
Wish you well Dianny! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Yes get better soon !!!
Get better.
I got a flat top in 1986ish. I have not combed my hair since then and a bottle of pert plus last me a very long time. Own it, and enjoy it. The only downside is if you sweat a lot, goes right in your eyes. But dew ( aka snot ) rags are cheap, and come in multiple colors.
Damn, Dianny.
You got this. Kick some righteous ass.
May the Good Lord ease your suffering AMEN!
Our best wishes, Dianny, for a complete, more comfortable and rapid recovery!
Mr. and Mrs. Enraged
Dianny, sounds like you are “soldiering on”, just know God’s on your side through it all. Praying for your excelerated healing.
God is a God of Miracles, Dianny