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MILLENNIAL REBOOTZ – Ruining Classic TV With Progressive Remakes (Check For Periodic Updates)

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  38. Lassie, and this time we find out if Lassie was really a male or a female collie. He/she may have started something back then and we didn’t know it at the time always assuming Lassie was a female collie. How they got that male collie to give birth and nurse those pups that he/she had was always beyond me.

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  94. β™ͺβ™« There’s a holdup in House
    β™ͺβ™« Senate’s broken out in fights
    β™ͺβ™« There are earmarks up to here
    β™ͺβ™« The pork’s piling out of sight
    β™ͺβ™« The Resistance gonna cry
    β™ͺβ™« Putin’s due at BWI
    β™ͺβ™« Pres 45, Where Are You?

    (I screwed this up a first and edited some changes – reload!)

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  183. “The Courtship of Eduardo’s Father.”

    The Democrat party’s love-affair with illegal immigrants in order to fundamentally transform the United States and fulfill their party’s desires…for power.

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  186. The Mueller’s meet the Adams Family

    Staring Robert Mueller as Herman, John Kerry as Lurch, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as Gomez, Ted Cruz as Grandpa, Claire Mccaskill as Pugsly,

    5

  215. Faster than a speeding pullet!
    More sorrowful than a loco cholo!
    Unable to leap small logic in a single bound!
    Up on the dais! Look!
    It’s absurd! Got no brain!

    It’s Dementia-Nan!

    To best be in a position to use her amazing powers
    in a never-ending battle against truth and justice,
    Dementia-Nan has assumed the disguise of Nancy Pelosi,
    mild-mannered congressional representative for a
    gross metropolitan shit-hole.

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  217. Rawhide.
    No play on original title, but should be a plethora of possibilities starring obama as the main character

    My Favorite Martini. Starring John Boehner

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  218. WKRBG in Sun City

    Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg runs a Pirate Radio Station from South Africa…

    β€œI would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012,” Ginsburg said in an interview on Al Hayat television last Wednesday. β€œI might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, have an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done.”

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  224. Jeopardy! Hosted by Donald Trump
    Let’s Make a Deal with Robert Mueller
    Queen for a Day featuring James Comey
    “Webitched” starring Hillary Clinton
    Remake of The Burns and Allen Show with James Comey as Gracie and Rod Rosenstein as Blanche.
    Greatest American Zero with Barack Obama and Debbie Wasserman Schultz
    Whose Line Is It? with the entire NSA in supporting roles.

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  226. soap operas:
    As the World Burns
    All My Illegitimate Children
    Living in the Dark Shadows
    The Old and the Pitiful (starring the Clintons)
    The Young and the Feckless (starring Chelsea Clinton)

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  239. Family Lies

    chronicles liberal ex-hippies Bill and Hillary, and Webb Hubbell’s love child Chelsea, as they lie and plunder their way through decades of life in America.

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  246. LOL! Nice BFH.

    * Rainbow Acres is the place to be.
    * Trans livin’ is the life for me.
    * Genderfluid -out so far and wide.
    * We took Manhattan, now give us that countyside.

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  248. 3rd Bo-Rock from the Sun

    Four aliens from somewhere other than America, Barack, Mooch, ValJar and Tiny Dancer, on an expedition to America, which they consider to be a very insignificant country. They are here to observe but then their ‘superiority’ engages and they try to fundamentally change us.

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  263. White Sheet Squadron – Imperial Kleagle Pappy Whiteboyington and his madkap Klavern of racist fishermen organize themselves and become the Bass Boats from Hell and stage raids, always unsuccessful because of their stupid screw-ups, on non-white marina operators.

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  269. Hillary Street Blues — who else is left to blame

    S*M*A*S*H — antifa

    The Wild Wild West Wing — obama and the creation of a shadow government

    Love anti-American Style — The Left’s love affair with murderous illegals. Pilot features nancy pelosi’s romance with MS-13. Another first season episode includes Jeb!’s wistful ramblings.

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  274. “Rainbow Acres” with 99th Squad leaders lyrics has become unbeatable…..Now I’m song stuck and I’ll probably wake up with that tune in me head…..LOLOLOL…

    Guiness Girl has the best show title….Do ya have some Joanie loves Coochie lyrics to add?….LOLOLOL…

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  277. Cheyenne – the continuing saga of a senator from Masshole-chussets in search of her cheekbones
    Wanted, Dead or Alive – the MSM’s desperate weekly attempts to destroy the presidency of Donald J. Trump
    Fairy Mason – lawyer by day, homosexual actor by night
    The Three Stooges – any 3 demonRats … take your pick
    The Rat Patrol – the adventures of Captain Mueller, Lt. Comey, Sgt. Strozk, Ohr, Rosenstein, & guest stars such as Keebler Elf Sessions, Horseface Page, Lanny Davis, Pornie Daniels, in search of an Impeachment, all the while never coming up with any evidence
    Looney Tunes – formerly know as CNN

    The Crisco Kid – intrepid Michael Moore rides the trails of Flint, MI in search of somehow blaming his obesity on conservatives
    I Dream of Weinie – Barney Frank fixes fines for his boyfriend’s homosexual prostition ring … hilarity ensues (or … the life-adventures of a recent ex-president}
    Lost In Spacey – lovable Kevin reminises on his ‘wonderful, loving relationships’ while helping young actors
    The X-Rated Files – Harvey Weinstein & all of Hollywood chuckle over their ‘conquests’ … special guest include Willy Clinton

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  288. Around the Clock High.
    The Fat Patrol.
    The Twink Zone.
    Queef for a Day.
    The Fresh Caliph of Bel Air.
    Sanchez and Son. “Brown is the new black.”
    Two, and a Half Way There, Men.
    Voyage to the Bottom of the She.
    Lost in Spacey.
    G.A.S.H.

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  318. Boy does Billy Mumy ever look surprised in that poster for Lost In Spacey. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON DANGER! What happens to Arnold Ziffle in Rainbow Acres let alone Mr. Haney? And how about the handyman sister and brother duo Ralph and Alf Monroe are they in an incestuous relationship, just asking?

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  333. Willysgoatgruff, thanks for the compliments.

    And speaking of not wanting to see a meme LOL, that reminded me I should’ve added a tagline to “CHaPs” … The adventures of two California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers, kicking some ass and showing a little too.

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  335. The Cartridge Family

    A lovable family travels the country singing and learning to use firearms to defend their groovy school bus from SJW mobs triggered by innocent song lyrics. Featuring the smash hit single β€œI Think I Love You, AR-15”

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  336. Epsteins Island or
    Billigans Island
    Every week Billigan Clinton promises to get the trapped slave girls off. But the crew and passengers of the Lolita are the only ones who leave.
    Staring Naomi Campbell as Ginger. Epstein as the professor. Dustin Hoffman and Michael Bloomberg as Mr. and Mrs Howell, Richard Branson plays the background role as Mary Ann.
    https://nypost.com/2016/10/09/the-sex-slave-scandal-that-exposed-pedophile-billionaire-jeffrey-epstein/

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  338. seaoh AUGUST 25, 2018 AT 6:11 AM
    Flipper

    persecutor Mueller offers everyone immunity to testify against Trump

    With Oprah pointing to the audience screaming, “You get immunity and you get immunity and you get immunity…

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  341. Hey Lennie yeah I finally made it !! My thoughts on the Bewitched reboot are – the first two Darrens were Dicks, the second one was gay, and now they want a cuck slacker? Typical.

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  348. Deface the Nation – round table of American hating guests
    Beat the Depressed – host Chuck F Fraud gets his ass kicked weekly
    Faux News Sunday – host Chris Wallace gets the establishment “message” out
    Piss Weak – host George Stuffyournoseupyourpuss shills for the Dems
    Distaste of the Union – Jake Fapper fancies himself a 1960’s era Pravda reporter

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  374. Full lyrics for Pet-a-Goat Junction

    Come join the little train
    That is forming out in back
    At the junction (Pet-a-Goat Junction)
    Forget about jihad
    It is time to relax
    At the junction (Pet-a-Goat Junction)
    Lots of ewes you bet
    Even more when you get
    To the Junction

    There’s a little goat tail
    Zawahiri’s best
    At the junction (Pet-a-Goat junction)
    They are owned by Qa’it
    Come and seize her pets
    At the junction (Pet-a-Goat junction)
    And that’s Mullah Joe
    He’s a-humpin’kinda slow
    At the junction

    Pet-a-Goat JUNCTION
    (wal-LAH!! .. wal-LAH!!)

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  375. The Bladder Bunch

    MSM wet their wadded panties over the death of John McCain after years of blasting him when he gingerly opposed their messiah, Barack Hussein Obama.

    It was a love-hate relationship.
    They only loved him when “Maverick” was bashing republicans and President Trump.

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