NBC4: Man Accused of Rubbing Produce on His Butt in Northern Virginia Grocery Store.
A man was arrested at a Northern Virginia grocery store after he was seen pulling down his pants and rubbing produce items on his buttocks, police say.
The suspect then put the items back on the shelves, a loss prevention employee at the store told authorities, according to Manassas City Police.
Officers responded to the Giant grocery store at 10100 Dumfries Road in Manassas shortly after 4:30 p.m. Saturday. Officers arrested Manassas resident Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, at the store. MORE
h/t PHenry.
This is fake news. The story really took place in San Francisco and the guy was using bananas.
I have heard of impulse buying,But this goes way beyond.
Why did he just pick the “Granny Smith’s”….
When he’s in jail I hope they give him unwashed illegal alien picked produce to eat.
Yes, my ambiguity is deliberate.
I wonder if they did a body cavity search to determine if he was successful…
Must be influence of the muzzie inflow areound Nokesville (SW of Manassas).
With me……any fruit or vegetable that can be washed with soap and water will be done. Without trying to gross anyone out….I am sure there are worse case scenarios from the low-lives that inhabit our country.
Have to share a funny from AoS comments.
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Sessions will come.
And Hell is coming with him.
*takes another hit off the ole opium pipe*
“Shine the apples”? More like “Polish the Cucumber”
And Mooshelle wondered why there were “food deserts”.
I have not left Hanover County so it ain’t me.
Straight out the back door of the court
after the gavel comes down,then pop…
Watch this, and wait till they get to the part about penis apples. Worth it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUMeHmad5n4&t=3s