Tell us about your fond memories of buffalo hunting and building your first birch bark canoe as a rite of passage at 12 years old.
14
Being 2/10ths of 1% Native American would condemn any woman in the eyes of future in-laws.
9
I like the triple 0 of
.00097
better.
AND: it’s SOUTH AMERICAN “indio” not a USA “How!” Injun.
13
(psst…hey…give her some of this fire-water…)
3
I knew she must have some Indian in her, it was those cheek bones that tipped me.
6
Mostly European means she likely has more Neanderthal in her than tribal American.
11
0.0009 Indian ?
That is below the margin of error, or even accuracy, of such a test.
A test that was ‘given’ by a ‘friend.’ (A ‘beach friend?’)
The test was bolstered with data from non relevant groups (Peru, Mexico…).
A test that was ‘given’ independently- in the same manner that the dnc computers were analyzed to determine hacking, and also how ford was ‘given’ her polygraph.
15
She’s actually less Native American than the average white American. That’s such a low percentage that they probably just guessed it was Native American. I’ve got the same percent “Pacific Islander” on my DNA profile, but the rest is Irish, English, and Northern Eurpoean; so that errant trace could be just testing error.
8
….and the United Neanderthal College Fund wouldn’t give her a scholarship….
15
She still speaks with a forked tongue.
18
Good lord, how many years does one go back to watch a Neanderthal rape a tender Indian virgin? 600? 800? 1000? 2000? How many generations does it take to get to .00097?
Currently, if you were not born on a Resi you can’t collect benefits and I think the requirement for calling Indians brothers is 15 or 20 percent native American blood.
6
From the msn.com article:
“Bustamante calculated that Warren’s pure Native American ancestor appears in her family tree “in the range of 6-10 generations ago.” That timing fits Warren’s family lore, passed down during her Oklahoma upbringing, that her great-great-great-grandmother, O.C. Sarah Smith, was at least partially Native American.
Smith was born in the late 1700s. She identified as white in historical documents, though at the time Indians faced discrimination, and Smith would have had strong incentives to call herself white if possible.”
Read that last sentence again, then ask yourself, “Why are white or part-white people now claiming to identify as other ethnicities?”
12
@ organgrinder: Did you mean bitchbark canoe?
8
I started a shitstorm on a local site a few years ago when we had a contest to come up with an Indian name for her. My contribution was Grey Beaver
10
She be heap small squaw and you know what a squaw represents. Iron Eyes Cody who is shown opposite her in the picture above was far more Native American than her and he was an Italian/American from Brooklyn.
8
JD, I’m guilty of stealing that and using it a few times myself.
3
This test proves she’s only a 99.9999999% fraud instead of 100%.
13
Identity Politics. The natural, illogical conclusion.
(I was trying to find the My Cousin Vinny clip where Pesci encounters the pool hall guy who wants to give him the $200. but Pesci tells him to unroll the money to show him what’s under the $20.) Liawatha.
8
And the article was written by A. Linskey. Can’t make this stuff up.
6
I enjoyed it when Native American was a category on forms. I would always check it because I was born here.
14
All of us who were born in the USA are Native Americans, what else would we be. Perhaps it’s time to call Indians what they really are American Indian.
9
Prairie sod would show up as a higher percentage.
7
Yes Jellybean you,re right, that means her 99.9024% white woman is the part speaking with the forked tongue.
3
How appropriate to picture her with ol’ Iron Eyes! He’s a fake Indian too!
Raised in Oklahoma? Good grief. Now I’m shamed into moving to another state.
3
They got their lying headline and blared it far and wide.
6-10 generations ago, someone in her family tree fucked Squanto. Since she’s around 75, that would mean that happened around 1780?
And to this day, she still has their sacred, hallowed recipe for Maryland-style crab cakes.
8
Did the test reveal what percentage of baboon heritage she is or was that redacted?
3
No way that percentage is a result of intercourse. Oral sex is more likely.
6
Does she qualify for a casino paycheck? No?
Then sit down and shut up. Indian style, if your prefer.
You calling my mama a liar? No, ma’am. I’m just saying her tall tales make Paul Bunyan look like Peter Dinklage.
4
We’re alleged to share 98% (?) of our DNA with the Greater Primates (not Anglican Bishops but Gorillas and Chimps) so – WTF does this 1/1024 even imply?
Is that 1/1024 of the remaining 2% or is that 1/1024 of the whole enchilada?
Sounds like a lot of Buffalo shit to me.
izlamo delenda est …
6
She can’t, because then she’d be obligated to repay the education funds she stole from a more deserving, actual native American.
And like all democrats, she’s not nearly as philanthropic with her own money as she is with yours.
7
Somebody needs to take a pee-pee in her tee-pee.
1
Sometime visual aids actually aid in grasping numbers.
If this single dot is the part of her that’s Indian:
Me Chinese me make joke me make pee pee in your coke.
2
I’m sure EW has a much higher percentage of BS DNA than S. American Indian DNA , but that part of the report was suppressed.
I’d like to see the entire report to see the percentage of African or East Asian DNA. I’m guessing both are greater than 0.0976%, i.e. within the margin of error.
Tell us about your fond memories of buffalo hunting and building your first birch bark canoe as a rite of passage at 12 years old.
Being 2/10ths of 1% Native American would condemn any woman in the eyes of future in-laws.
I like the triple 0 of
.00097
better.
AND: it’s SOUTH AMERICAN “indio” not a USA “How!” Injun.
(psst…hey…give her some of this fire-water…)
I knew she must have some Indian in her, it was those cheek bones that tipped me.
Mostly European means she likely has more Neanderthal in her than tribal American.
0.0009 Indian ?
That is below the margin of error, or even accuracy, of such a test.
A test that was ‘given’ by a ‘friend.’ (A ‘beach friend?’)
The test was bolstered with data from non relevant groups (Peru, Mexico…).
A test that was ‘given’ independently- in the same manner that the dnc computers were analyzed to determine hacking, and also how ford was ‘given’ her polygraph.
She’s actually less Native American than the average white American. That’s such a low percentage that they probably just guessed it was Native American. I’ve got the same percent “Pacific Islander” on my DNA profile, but the rest is Irish, English, and Northern Eurpoean; so that errant trace could be just testing error.
….and the United Neanderthal College Fund wouldn’t give her a scholarship….
She still speaks with a forked tongue.
Good lord, how many years does one go back to watch a Neanderthal rape a tender Indian virgin? 600? 800? 1000? 2000? How many generations does it take to get to .00097?
Currently, if you were not born on a Resi you can’t collect benefits and I think the requirement for calling Indians brothers is 15 or 20 percent native American blood.
From the msn.com article:
“Bustamante calculated that Warren’s pure Native American ancestor appears in her family tree “in the range of 6-10 generations ago.” That timing fits Warren’s family lore, passed down during her Oklahoma upbringing, that her great-great-great-grandmother, O.C. Sarah Smith, was at least partially Native American.
Smith was born in the late 1700s. She identified as white in historical documents, though at the time Indians faced discrimination, and Smith would have had strong incentives to call herself white if possible.”
Read that last sentence again, then ask yourself, “Why are white or part-white people now claiming to identify as other ethnicities?”
@ organgrinder: Did you mean bitchbark canoe?
I started a shitstorm on a local site a few years ago when we had a contest to come up with an Indian name for her. My contribution was Grey Beaver
She be heap small squaw and you know what a squaw represents. Iron Eyes Cody who is shown opposite her in the picture above was far more Native American than her and he was an Italian/American from Brooklyn.
JD, I’m guilty of stealing that and using it a few times myself.
This test proves she’s only a 99.9999999% fraud instead of 100%.
Identity Politics. The natural, illogical conclusion.
(I was trying to find the My Cousin Vinny clip where Pesci encounters the pool hall guy who wants to give him the $200. but Pesci tells him to unroll the money to show him what’s under the $20.) Liawatha.
And the article was written by A. Linskey. Can’t make this stuff up.
I enjoyed it when Native American was a category on forms. I would always check it because I was born here.
All of us who were born in the USA are Native Americans, what else would we be. Perhaps it’s time to call Indians what they really are American Indian.
Prairie sod would show up as a higher percentage.
Yes Jellybean you,re right, that means her 99.9024% white woman is the part speaking with the forked tongue.
How appropriate to picture her with ol’ Iron Eyes! He’s a fake Indian too!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody
Raised in Oklahoma? Good grief. Now I’m shamed into moving to another state.
They got their lying headline and blared it far and wide.
6-10 generations ago, someone in her family tree fucked Squanto. Since she’s around 75, that would mean that happened around 1780?
And to this day, she still has their sacred, hallowed recipe for Maryland-style crab cakes.
Did the test reveal what percentage of baboon heritage she is or was that redacted?
No way that percentage is a result of intercourse. Oral sex is more likely.
Does she qualify for a casino paycheck? No?
Then sit down and shut up. Indian style, if your prefer.
You calling my mama a liar? No, ma’am. I’m just saying her tall tales make Paul Bunyan look like Peter Dinklage.
We’re alleged to share 98% (?) of our DNA with the Greater Primates (not Anglican Bishops but Gorillas and Chimps) so – WTF does this 1/1024 even imply?
Is that 1/1024 of the remaining 2% or is that 1/1024 of the whole enchilada?
Sounds like a lot of Buffalo shit to me.
izlamo delenda est …
She can’t, because then she’d be obligated to repay the education funds she stole from a more deserving, actual native American.
And like all democrats, she’s not nearly as philanthropic with her own money as she is with yours.
Somebody needs to take a pee-pee in her tee-pee.
Sometime visual aids actually aid in grasping numbers.
If this single dot is the part of her that’s Indian:
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These dots represent the part that’s not:
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Me Chinese me make joke me make pee pee in your coke.
I’m sure EW has a much higher percentage of BS DNA than S. American Indian DNA , but that part of the report was suppressed.
I’d like to see the entire report to see the percentage of African or East Asian DNA. I’m guessing both are greater than 0.0976%, i.e. within the margin of error.
warren has redone the artwork for her campaign-
https://web.archive.org/web/20181016025501/http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1539649250630.jpg