The left thinks God is a tool to use to when they want to inflict damage, like a witch’s spell.
Viewers who tuned in for The Big Bang Theory’s October 25 episode “The Imitation Perturbation” were treated to more than the story arc of the week, namely the feuds surrounding couples impersonating each other for Halloween. Those who watched until the very last second may have noticed a very political “vanity card” for Chuck Lorre’s Productions that blasted President Trump as “a fascist, hate-filled, fear-mongering, demagogic, truth-shattering, autocratic golf cheater.”
Placed between the finals credits and Warner Bros. logo, the vanity card remained on screen for under three seconds.
If you can’t read the screenshot, it says:
Chuck Lorre Productions, #598
My Prayer
God, (I call you that even though I suspect thou art well beyond names and words and might actually be some sort of ineffable quantum situation), I humbly beseech thee to make thy presence known on November 6th. Demonstrate your omnipotence through us as we make ink marks on little circles in curtained booths. Of course if you, in your divine wisdom, believe a fascist, hate-filled, fear-mongering, demagogic, truth-shattering, autocratic golf cheater is what we need right now, then, you know, thy will be done. But if thou art inclined to more freedom, more love, more compassion, and just more of the good stuff thou hath been promoting in our hearts or our parietal lobes – either one, doesn’t really matter – I submissively ask that thy encourage voter turnout in that general direction. Also God, please help Bob Mueller. Guide him and make him strong, brave, wise and true. And yes, I know there must be thousands of guys named Bob Mueller, so why not help them all, just to be on the safe side. Amen.
Oh, almost forgot, remind those who collaborate with the darkness that thou art the light, and the light is not above whipping out a little Old Testament wrath. Amen again.
I only use prayers for positivity, and to help people.
Like, for instance, I just asked God to help Chuck Lorre not look like an anus smuggling teeth.
The show is ending, so he’s taking cheap shots. Because that’s what a cheap soul does.
Haven’t watched the show since the 2nd year it was on. Played out.
Hmmm. Maybe Charlie Sheen had this guy pegged correctly.
NEVER FORGET – THIS IS THE LEFT THAT BOOED GOD!! THIS IS WHAT GOD HAS WROUGHT SINCE WE CRUCIFIED THE MOST PERFECT HUlMAN TO WALK THE PLANET!!
RIP JIM, GODSPEED ROTTY..AND OTHERS!!
PRAY, REPENT!!
Wyatt- And the kid on 2 1/2 men said Lorre was a creep, too.
Fur- An anus smuggling teeth. It just hit me. 😀
“God spurns your prayers”
Poor (((Charles Michael Levine))) sorry but you’re SOOL here! Your people killed Christ, remember? He named and shamed your fake J w tukusies from the get go!
John 8:40-44
40 But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham.
41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.
43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Red Tsunami!
I kid about saying prayers against people, but I tell them to their face and they know I’m joking.
That fool sat his tooth-filled anus down on a chair, wrote out the entire thought and published that for everyone to see.
Graceless fool.
Make God your sidekick at your own peril
Saying a prayer like that all the time might get you a trip to the lake of fire.
One must never pray for someones down fall, unless they are evil.
Bad juju is what he is asking for.
Vengeance is Mine sayeth the Lord.
Gods beat down of the democrats is going to be apocalyptic. He’s wont even break a sweat beating satans spawn
It’s kinda funny, but I say a similar prayer every morning before I start my day — except I say it from the opposite side, and I ask God to fill the hearts of my enemies with His truth, meaning, The Way and The Truth and The Life.
But whatever.
DJT has the left praying to God? I wish my father and mother had lived past the horrifying Obama years to see have this.
Always pray for your enemies to know God. It works. God is too powerful to be ignored. I’m convinced the Left’s hatred is not really about the Right; it’s about hating God. God keeps them awake at night wondering about what is good and what is bad. And if C.S. Lewis was only right about one thing, it would be that even the concept of good and evil originate with God Himself. The Left cannot contemplate evil without comparing it to good and good is God. It makes me laugh out loud even thinking about the Left’s conundrum.
Just satire. Not to be taken seriously.
not satire, more like mocking.
Laughing to hard about the “anus with teeth” line to think straight. LOL! Good one.
Ah, it is hilarious to me when the Left tries to employ the Bible to attack Christians or pretends to understand God.
My prayers, not as a righteous man, but as a lowly forgiven sinner, carry far more weight then this evil man. His show celebrates and promotes an array of sins and he will be held accountable for it. He should repent immediately.
Sorry, …”anus smuggling teeth”. Hilarious.
At their convenience, the Godless find “god” by looking in the mirror and project warped, evil, narcissistic, and perverted desires onto an image of God they create. The True and Living God’s response – Psalm 37:12-15.
Ironically apropos.
His word says that the saved often don’t even know how to pray as they ought, so God does not hear the prayers of the wicked.
Also, the imprecatory prayers of the Old Testament were, in my opinion, inspired as they came from prophets…they were God’s will at the time.
This guy’s imprecation is definitely not.
Live everyday as your prayer to God so that your life becomes a testimony to Him.
God hears the prayers of those who mock and will indeed give them a world they seek – One without Him in it called Hell because the absence of God is Hell.
People say, “God don’t judge me!” He doesn’t , He just grants their wishes.
I regularly pray for “confusion
to the enemies of the Republic”.
That’s about as negative as I
feel comfortable getting since
asking God to be your political
hit-man is a stupidly dangerous
way to pray.
Trump had them preaching moral outrage about sexually abusing women …. then he had them sending bombs to themselves…. now he has them praying to God.
I can’t take any more popcorn but I sure as hell can’t turn away
“God, (I call you that even though I suspect thou art well beyond names and words and might actually be some sort of ineffable quantum situation), I humbly beseech thee to make thy presence known on November 6th. ”
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”
Good luck, dude. Hope you enjoy your money and your moment being applauded by the barking seals.
izlamo delenda est …
Opening IOTW Halloween Door Number 1
And it’s a Homer.
“. . . like an anus smuggling teeth”
TOOF Smuggler has a whole new meaning.
Useage. . .
Don Lemon is a TOOF Smuggler
…and has the Plaque to prove it
Lord, what can I do to make your day better?
I gave up on that show years back. Kaley was cute at the start, but they shoved her to the back and put the queer guy up front. Buh bye.
I am an old school nerd due to my love of scifi and comic books before they got corrupted and became politically correct. All my comic books were from the 40’s thru the early 70’s when there was still truth, justice and the American way and Superheroes weren’t confused by their sexual identity or turned into anti American bad guys etc. I have never watched The Big Bang Theory, I thought it was too nerdy and stupid from the get go. God will not be mocked, these fools will reap what they’ve sown and it ain’t gonna be pretty when they realize they’ve stepped over the line in mocking God and President Trump like this. It’s going to be hard not to gloat when they get their just rewards for being this arrogant and stupid and it backfires on them big time.
That guy is total garbage.
He changed his name from Lorrie.
“Anus smuggling teeth”
Maybe he’ll be arrested for illegally smuggling ivory into the US….
Praying to GOD and in the middle of it, questioning HIS reasoning? HE has infinite Mercy and HE has infinite Wisdom, HE will judge and I fail to see how this works out well for Chuckie.
Something about falling into the pit you dig in order to trap others?
“Like, for instance, I just asked God to help Chuck Lorre not look like an anus smuggling teeth.”
Amen.
I watched it a few times…a lot for one who rarely watches TV…the show’s directors want the TV audience to think every line is funny, so they fire up the canned laughter after every statement….listen to it. Nothing is that funny. The whole thing is dreadful, and its fans and followers are morons.
The girl, Kelly Guano, is not really very pretty, but as a nerd moll, maybe she’s not supposed to be.