The iconic pyramid shaped chocolates, “Kisses,” are now being shipped from Hershey with the tips pre-blunted before leaving the factory. The company’s official statement is that this is to prevent the sharp ends from breaking off during shipment and ending up in the bottom of the bag.
Holiday cookie bakers across the nation are not swallowing it. More
I bet it’s because some Leftist poked his or her eye out with one.
Chocolate circumcision.
Careful, you’ll put your eye out with one of those things!
Sadly,emergency rooms see this tragic accident all too often.
A common accident all too common among your every day run-of-the-mill liberal half-wit. They miss their mouth when attempting to eat Hershey’s kisses and poke themselves right in the eye. Emergency rooms are busy enough this time of year without having to add a bunch of half blinded leftist demanding soy-lattes while they wait to have the chocolate extracted from their eyes.
Never did I see a pile of broken tips in the bag.
This is to save something like 1% of the cost of the kisses. They collect and remelt. Hershey management are POS. Boycott.
Russ just said the president got word to him that he either gets the money or he shuts the whole border down.
They were declared an offensive weapon in London.
Less product, same price = RIP OFF.
Rush.
They’re wrapped in foil, how are tips winding up in the bottom of bags?
Were they removed by a Mohel? Does this make them Hershey’s bris-es?
Check the package before you buy them.
They’re probably from mexico. They bite the ends off while they are making them. That’s why they’re called ‘kisses.’
pucker up, folks- there’s more globalism everyday
Next on the chopping block: The “curl” in the margarine tub.
I don’t want a defective Hershey’s Kiss! Lies! A horrible rip-off to cheat us out of our money’s worth! And they made them ugly now! >:(
A clever way to sell broken product?
They did it because they had too many complaints that it looked like Adam Schitt.
So now they look like nipples?
I give my wife everything but the tip.
100 years without a problem, and now, with if anything better technology, they can’t make it without breakage? Not buying it.
That’s terrible… who have them the go-ahead for this???
Whoever did needs to be fired. >:(
“Hey, you know that thing that makes our product more unique and has been it’s defining trait for around 100 years?”
“…yeah.”
“LET’S GET R I D OF IT.”
“-what?”
“Yeah! Let’s make them look like cow chips instead!!! It’ll be great!”
“Uh, okay. I guess. (You’re the boss).”
As the leper said after sex: keep the tip.
Why don’t they just recess the bottom like the peanut butter people did? I view that crap as dishonest. Can’t hardly find a half gallon of ice cream anymore but at least when the grocery store screws you they usually redesign and purty up the packaging.
Bean counters have calculated they can save .125% of chocolate per bag.
FGM?
I smell SHARIA!!!(eleventy…sarcastically)
Where’s “Just The Tip” when you need feedback?!?
Svejk may be onto something. Maybe the curl resembles an Arabic letter in Mohammad’s name. Recall that Hostess or Dairy Queen had to change their decorative icing because someone said it spelled Allah, and that is haram.
Brown tips matter!
Bakers across America have let them know that they are not happy, Hershey is rethinking the new Kisses.
To late for this Christmas but they will be back for Valentines Day with a new and improved tip.
I’m just surprised they still make something called “Kisses”
Must be the fear of offending Moslems…
like everything else from the days
“when we used to be America.”
You can hershey kiss my ass.
It is TRUMP’s fault.
Ask CNN— EVERYTHING is TRUMP’S FAULT