And that’s just what we’ll do.
If I was Elton John, I’d be contacting the police right about now. Because it looks like Michelle Obama broke into his closet.
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I’m gonna need therapy if I have look at her again. LOLOL!!!!!
She/he has alway’s been a bad joke.
They’re suppose to draw the eye away from her wide behind, not emphasize it.
And these buffoons make fun of the glamorous and classy Melania.
“…..a 1970s glam rock drag queen in a yellow housecoat….”
THATS IT!
The internet has its WINNER!!!
That giant sucking sound is her getting the boots off…
h/t Ross Perot….
This is what happens when you have no friends, only sycophants.
And have more money than sense.
And are ignorant and have the fashion sense of a Ghetto Hair Stylist
How long before Kurt Eichenwald sues her for causing a seizure?
…..On the positive side, I was heavily invested in mustard yellow drapery material that is now sold out…
You can put all the wrapping you want on those legs – the owner’s STILL gonna say, “Goony Goo-goo!” 😮
If cheap, crass and tawdry sums up the style points they were going for… those things nailed it
They’re ugly alright and how {she?} managed to get her apposing toes in them is a mystery to me.
You can take the n____er out of Compton, but…..
Those boots are amazing. No one’s mentioned her penis at all.
The burial shroud id just the right touch for those boots, good choice Moochie!
Does anyone else see those draperies and rods worn by Carol Burnett.
And just like the yellow drapery fabric running out of stock, so has the world’s supply of Lycra, baby! Those thighs need a lot of containment.
I bet she would be a mean left tackle.
FAAA-BOULOUS.
One positive result of the current transsexual fad is that Mooshelle can buy “women’s” footwear in men’s sizes to fit her size 15 EEE feet.
And let’s ponder for a moment what the MSM reaction would be if Melania (or any conservative woman) had paid 4K for a pair of boots.
The real story here? Those aren’t boots.
How would you like to be the sucker that has to get on your knees and help him get those off?
They would look good with one of Hillary’s ‘dresses’.
From the Page Six article:
“And if Obama’s past wardrobe choices are any indication, these disco-ready boots will be totally sold out in no time flat.”
More likely, the next time there is a race riot, this crap will be looted from the fashion shops by all the other ghetto dwellers.
That poor lady shaking hands with her looks like a Barbie doll. Mooseshell is huge! Boots or leather tights, the outfit says ‘drag queen’ colors, size, patterns, ugh.
Probably not the worst fashion statement she rescued last night while dumpster diving.
It’s gotta be leg paint, there’s no way she got her dock pilings into those hideous things. Also, her fashion consultant is still using LSD.
Imagine the putrid stench from the smegma that oozed down his legs into them when he takes those off. Just sayin!
“They would look good with one of Hillary’s ‘dresses’.”
…”look good” and “Hillary” should NEVER be used in the same sentence, @Burner…it just seems wrong, like saying “Michelle Obama” and “Woman” at the same time would be, it’s just demonstrably untrue like that…
It’s a lot easier to put on boots than to shave the fur. Yeah, I meant fur.
ValJar sucking up to Mike. https://twitter.com/ValerieJarrett/status/1075582030916870145
Gotta wonder if ValJar needs a better optician.
@Mighty Mojo
DECEMBER 20, 2018 AT 1:59 PM
“That poor lady shaking hands with her looks like a Barbie doll. Mooseshell is huge! Boots or leather tights, the outfit says ‘drag queen’ colors, size, patterns, ugh.”
Actually, that poor woman is an actual, normal-sized adult biological woman who happens to be standing next to a transsexual Sasquatch.
Dear lord please return my eye sight for Christmas..
So sick of that tramp.
“Also, her fashion consultant is still using LSD.”
…Remember when her fashion consultant refused to work with the ACTUALLY female Melania Trump, @WDS? Even though NO ONE ASKED HER TO?
THIS woman…
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/oi9n0oI0yQoh4AAJqMI_gQ–~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/wwd_409/588afa349ad27731e84b68dbc46f9e3b
…yeah, I’m thinking that Melania feels pretty GOOD about that after THIS display. But, if ANY WOMAN could pull THIS look off, it would be our CURRENT First (actual!) Lady…
“I bet she would be a mean left tackle.”
…why not Nose Guard, @Left Coast Dan? Just the STENCH would be enough to make the quarterback run the other way…
First Sasquatch looks like Big Bird in hoodrat couture.
With the split in that tarp it needed somewhere to hide the junk.
The biggest drawback from all the media fawning over the crossdressing first fullback?
He is believing he looks maaavillus.
Friends don’t let friends look foolish.
That fabric looks suspiciously like the new President Trump curtains in the Oval Office.
Look at the size of that Sheboon ape
next to a real woman…
Sure those are boots? Maybe it’s been awhile since they’ve bathed her {it}.
That woman is a disgrace. Remember how the left used to crow about how hot Hitlery was? Nobody believed Cankles was the epitome of fashion and beauty then but they brayed it anyway. Then we got 8 years of the most glamorous first lady ever. And nobody believes it either. Just another Equal Opportunity beauty queen, the result of low expectations and sycophantic flattery. She should know better, (I’m sure she has a mirror), but she only believes what she wants to believe.
Hooker boots and drapes.
She puts the HO!(-MY-GOD!)
in NIGGA B!TCH HO
RuPaul sure has gotten YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE over the years!
One of my dear friends said “she” looks like a “rotting banana.” LMAO!
Dress provided by Omar’s Tents and Accessories, located conveniently on hwy 20 right behind Taquanaes fashion House and donut shop.
Boots provided by Big Al’s boots and socks.
Makeup provided by Shaniqua al Shabad Al Bin Allah Babba Quinisha Xtavius and Associates.
Believe that’s the same material that had adhesive on the back of it that we used on the “Dodgers” that preceded the flies and small squids we used as attractant when salmon fishing.
Are those two multi-colored pythons that have choked on her thighs? Sadly, You would think the gag-reflex of the snakes would have prevented this.
“Boots”? More like THE FIRST WHORE.
Dress like a whore, talk like a whore.. Then she must be a whore!
…You can take the monkey out of the jungle, butt you cannot take the jungle out of the monkey!
“Fashun” – Right outta Castro street…
She has all the fashion sense of a 5 year old rummaging through her grandma’s closet.
^^^ – or diving into Cindy Lauper’s clothes hamper…
I put the blame squarely on Melania. She’s put on a daily fashion show and mooch is trying to prove she can be glamorous. Failing like barry.
Paging “Al Bundy”
Even Duce Bigelow wouldn’t tap that.