Teen Vogue has the story, but Yahoo! News shares it with the world. “So there you have it: Not only is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez showing young people that they can run for office and make a difference in government, she’s also helping us all get that congressional glow.”
“Stupid and narcissistic is no way to go through life, honey.”
There is NO way anyone can convince me she didn’t ‘sleep’ her way into Office!
Bunch of BS! I bet she washes her face in urine every day!
AOC is a millennial heroine.
Sorta like Fonda was back in the hippy days, but more effective in her taking advantage of the politics of the times.
Who knew women were deficient in basic facial cleansing techniques?
Breathlessly awaiting her plugs or pads guidance.
You knew this is where this was going with the boxers or briefs q.
This is what I would ask her: “What would you prefer we stuff in your mouth to silence you, boxers or briefs?”
“Congressional Glow” – The outward manifestation of the inner ego boost that is the result of power and the promise of getting your hands on lots of other people’s money.
That excited, enthusiastic socialist glow. Now if there was only a beauty product that could cover the stench of 100 million corpses.
As long as we’re getting personal, Alex, what color is your dildo?
Never have I been as captivated by cinder block stupidity and shallowness as I have been smitten by this musing mistress of all things millenially.
I want to find an old Teddy Ruxpin bear just to see her argue with it.
Someone misspelled ‘glow’. Should be ‘slow’…
Fits right in with her mandatory work- and leisure- outifts “idea.”
Mao gets hot in his grave thinking about this b!tch.
Now inform us how to grow horse teeth so we can avoid such activities.
Geezuz, I would have thought it was simpler then that as really all she needs is to stay away from water and little girls with a small dog named Toto.
I’ve heard Nancy Pelosi is sharing her secrets for ageless and wrinkle-free skin. Chuck Schumer is going to reveal his exercise routine for a perfect posture.
Wouldn’t our First Lady be a better subject for such an article?
Gee Wally, this Absurdly Obnoxious Cunt is an expert on every thing.
The sad part is some stupid people are going to believe her shit.
I have never seen so much ignorance wrapped up in one package.
I fail to understand how she even found Washington, DC much less got elected to congress.
DAMMIT!…I still don’t know whether she folds or crumples….
Her ‘beauty’ secret? – She’s 29, and has never held a job, other than a bartender. Young age, and zero no responsibilities and ridiculous adulatuon = youthful glow.
Now that she’s in the big time – and in way over her abilities – watch how she ages.
Follow her beauty secrets and get that healthy fruit picker glow.
She has some great money saving tips too!…recycling tampex is a must read for the thrifty ladies out there.
Rodney Moore does her make-up.
Inquiring minds also want to know what kind of douche she uses. Because, Damn, her socks stink.
I hear in the world of ladies wrestling that it is acceptable now to pull out the kotex and stuff it into an opponents mouth. I’m sure she has this move saved for Nancy Piglosi.
There might be some here who would pay to see that.
“Shampoo, Rinse, and Repeat”
(Crowd goes crazy, Woman in audience faints)
More evidence the media is making her, she is going to be really easy to destroy overnight when the time comes.
In related news, not having a single thought in your head leads to less nose scrunches, eye wincing and reduces wrinkles.
Shit, shower, shave has been a routine I’ve followed faithfully for 45 years.
@anonymous, when the media makes ya, the media can break ya.
Looks more like a gastrointestinal glow, to me…..
I’ve seen much prettier girls changing beds in Motel 6.
If she follows the norm, a big fat ass is not far off.
Next week, Michelle Obama is going to reveal her favorite tick bath and flea collar.
Aaron Burr-
Cortez: Stop mocking me!
TR: Stop mocking me!
[repeat]
Wash your face before you put makeup on again. Got it.
I’m sure these are “off the shelf” items available in Venezuela…
Jesus, who every would knew to come to IOTW for beauty hygiene tips you wonderful beautiful bastards!
She at least deserves a toss out,,
NOT!
MJ, ditzy dames are my weakness.
You know, the type you have watch eat cotton candy so they don’t choke themselves. The ones that release salt water lobsters into fresh water ponds so they’ll “live free”. Also the ones that cry adorably when confronted with a manual transmission.
Man, I’m gettin’ a chubby just thinking about them.
I ordered a beer! Where is my beer? C’mon honey, tend the f’ing bar!
@Odin:
Are you sure it isn’t Earl Scheib?
“No ups, no extras!”