Seaoh asks, “if Trump had a dog, what kind would it be, and what would their name be?”
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Boxer
counter punch
Belgian Malinois
Throat Ripper
German Shepherd
Code (short for learn to code)
Just one of those good ol’ mongrel dogs….Maybe some coon hound, shepard, airdale, basset hound things….the name? ….MAGAEY!….
Mixed mutt named Barry
Chihuahuas
Chuckie or Nancy – depending on how the dog identifies
yapping chihuahua named aoc
senile bloodhound named schumer
drooling poodle named pelosi
airedale named Duke
“President Teddy Roosevelt once declared that the Airedale Terrier “can do anything any other dog can do, then lick the other dog if he has to.”
The perfect dog: an Aussie, and he might call her HoughMAGAndy.
Well, according to the lamestream press, he would have a Coonhound named Hose-A.
Irish Wolfhound named Churchill.
It would be a mutt named Merica
Golden Retriever (to bring back great America)
Spike (in employment, manfacturing, patriotism………)
A little Chihuahua bitch named Nancy
He should take a camera crew to a local pet SHELTER and rescue a dog. Then name the dog “Economy”. Then whenever we see the dog we’ll be reminded that he “saved” the “economy”. Or, just get two Shih Tzus and call them “Chuck” and “Nancy”.
At least five or six of these:
https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/bruno-rj.jpg
After they retire. And keep their ‘killer’ names!
Edit: The one on the right, silly. I’ll take the one on the left! hehe
Not sure what I would name the dog. But this what sick fuck lefties do to a dog named Donald J Trump. May they burn in hell
https://twitter.com/MinnPatriot/status/1095166313339764736
Whatever breed or mix, it’s name would be Confefe.
Puerto Rican Hairless Bitch — Alexandra
Well whatever the breed it was it would be a great big beautiful dog.
Just for the hair a
Chesapeake Bay Retriever.
A retired drug sniffer, named “I.C.E.”
For me, Trump is such a lovable and determined workhorse, that I kind of like the idea of him having a Clydesdale. Named Liberty 😊
Border Collie
TC – Turd Chuwer
or
SEG – Shit eating grin
I agree w/ Uncle Al.
An Aussie, but name him Cerberus
But I also agree with Mighty Mojo,
So the two Presidential Aussies shall be: Cerberus and Covfefe
A St Bernard named Cujo. (Sp?)
And why did autocorrect change ‘named’ to ‘naked’ before I caught it? Who says leftists don’t own technology?
The ugliest, mangiest, flea bitten mut he can find at the pound.
Name it Al-Ahh.
No Blushes – name Buildit.
BTW, y’all, my Chihuahua is much nicer than Nan or Chuckie. And better looking too.
Easy
IOTW already nailed it.
The honey badger.
But I cant copy and paste it.
St Bernard (because it’s YUGE) named Bigly.
Long Haired Whippet – graceful, beautiful, status dog for President Trump, because in private he may be soft hearted. A golden retriever for Baron and a Coton de Tulear for Melania.
If there was a dog with last name of Trump it would be a great dog like Abraham Lincoln’s Fido https://americacomesalive.com/2013/07/17/abraham-lincolns-dog-fido/ but POTUS would probably prefer a low maintenance pet like a cat for Baron.
This thread….pure f’ing brilliance!
I got nothing to add
Burner applause! –
Least not us less forget “Chopper! Sic balls!” from Stand by Me.
Pitbull
Li’l Don
Russian Wolfhound named Collusion…because it will be the ONLY combination of Trump, Russia, and collusion and a slap in the face to the media!
Another possibility: a Red Heeler named J. Edgar.
A Ridgeback named Wally?
I like that he has no dog. It wouldn’t be like him to have a dog, anyway. Remember pics of the Trump’s high rise home? He doesn’t want a dog running around the WH ruining the rugs and the furniture. He knows the historic value of the Peoples’ House. I always detested the obama’s stupid dog in the WH. Remember when they flew the creature special so it could be on vacay with the fam? Oh, you’ll read snopes “fact check” and they say it didn’t happen. But it wasn’t just one time. The obama’s couldn’t have just any dog, either. Noooo. It had to be a poncy pedigreed thing to show off to his ‘hood. And remember how we spent tax money in the middle of a depression so that obama’s chefs could create all those expensive treats that looked like their dog? Americans working three jobs to tread water and their Portuguese Water Poodle is eating pate’ and marking the Resolute.
Triumph the Insult Dog
…but if Trump had a dog it should be a young lion named “Buddy.”
A pit bull no doubt about it. Her name would be Hillary.
@AA, great point! ‘It wouldn’t be like him to have a dog, anyway. He doesn’t want a dog running around the WH ruining the rugs and the furniture.’ He already had the clean-up after the Obama’s moved out. He’s well aware having to deal with the 500+ pissing and shitting all over the US daily.
The breed would be the Boerboel, a confident and calm dog that serves his companions with the utmost faithfulness. At 22-27 inches tall and 150-200 pounds in weight, that’s a dog you don’t want to mess with!
His name?
Jack
No blushes Border collie (named ICE) love it
A tall dog. Since they’re all tall. LOL
Its name would be “Rebar”.
Lassie….always wins in the end……
A French poodle, named Anderson
A Yorkie naked Wolf
A Yellow Lab smeared with black shoe polish named Ralph
Just in from the taxidermist, a stuffed Shi-Tsu named Ruth
And a beautiful Springer Spaniel named Wuv-Wuv.
It seems DJT doesn’t want one:
https://www.lifezette.com/2019/02/trump-reveals-why-he-doesnt-own-a-pet-though-he-has-great-respect-for-german-shepherd-police-dogs/
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Border Collie named Wally
Border collie is the perfect choice for President Trump. Name is Lassie.
The breed doesn’t really matter as long it is a whiney little bitch.
The name?
CNN
The breed doesn’t matter. Just make sure it’s a female and named Nancy. That way he can say “Nancy’s my bitch”.
An elegant, sleek, bleach-white Great Pyrenees, with a constantly curled plume tail and black almond shaped eyes. Regal in all ways.
Mostly, Melania would walk her and her name would be Empress. ….Lady in Red
Cerberus
https://www.google.com/search?q=cerberus
Rottweiler
Kujo
Chihuahua
Name: Loco 🙂
Cartoon dog Brian Griffin. Just the cur(e) for that bitch Stormy Daniels.
😉
Not a pitbull, an English Bull Terrier. Also known as a “Bully” these dogs look scary as shit, but are really funny as Hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0kg7RX9Dk
American Staffordshire Terrier named ‘Victory’
Very good at sniffing out rats.