Contest- in and out

123 Comments on Contest- in and out

1. Garbage in, garbage out?

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2. The “Bad Boy” Trump pissing?

   izlamo delenda est …

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3. Air.

   That’s why the boys in the bar called her an airhead.

   Hey, airhead, gimme a brew!

   Hey, airhead, stop talking about your problems and get me a beer!

   Hey airhead I want my beer tax-free

   Hey airhead, can I have a shot with that?

   Hey airhead! Shaddup.

   See?

   Whew

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4. That bumper sticker of a mischievous Calvin from “Calvin and Hobbes” peeing in her brain.

   https://news.avclub.com/read-this-the-tasteless-history-of-the-peeing-calvin-d-1798270011

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5. How about a steaming pile, with flies.

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6. “What happened to my two brain cells? They both fell out, are now lost & I can’t find them.”

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7. Bats.

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8. Soros head popping out.

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9. Dusty wind.

   Marty Robbins – Dusty Winds
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzhVNVUjPE

   have you ever heard her whistle while she works?

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10. Coffee Shop Resume
    How To Debate 101
    What flavors does the U.S. Mint have?
    Print app to print ‘free money’

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11. The vacuum of space will kill you.

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12. Memories of last year

    at band camp

    Ba da boom 🙂

    /Back to work, have fun!

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13. “It’s all stars!”

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14. How about a devil on her shoulder that is crapping into her ear, and then stupid crap comes out of her mouth?

    If you don’t like devils, then you could exchange him for Karl Marx or Bernie Sanders. Same…Same.

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15. Democrat toilet seat.

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16. Inquiring minds want to know… what’s in there?

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17. LCD nailed it. A lesser alternative would be unicorn farts

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18. Moths

    Or tumbleweeds

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19. A burp or a fart

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20. The “Black Hole of Inner Space”.

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21. A foot kicking her brain out.

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22. A green hammer and sickle.

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23. A zombie climbs out and says “I’m still hungry!”

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24. Socialist salad bowl.

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25. In: Lenin
    Out: Hitler

    izlamo delenda est …

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26. *Four and twenty blackbirds go in, a pie in the sky comes out loaded with passengers (across the Atlantic).
    *Swarming flies out and circling her head like a hive hat.
    *Skull full of termites.
    *Skull opens and active tornado is inside. A whirlwind of ideas!

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27. What? I done git it …….

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28. The international symbol for “Hazard” with the words “Danger! Contents may implode!”

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29. Nothing goes in. Nothing comes out.

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30. @Cotton Pickn Cracker, A zombie climbs out and says “I’m still hungry!”
    LOL that would imply there was a brain there to begin with.

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31. “KENNY”S DEAD!”….

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32. Nothing but an echo echo echo..

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33. Is there a time limit?
    Will need at least 30 minutes for delivery.

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34. What a great ash tray.
    Or a dish to throw pistachio nut shells in.
    Or bird feeder.

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35. ” I could while away the hours, conversing with the flowers, but I got to vote to abstain”….

36. “I got Nothing!”

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37. Amazon logo

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38. Herd of cows

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39. Avocado toast and a craft beer

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40. Cotton candy on a stick

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41. A ‘For Sale” or ‘For Rent’ sign emerges.

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42. Glass of water with the D logo on the front

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43. Strother Martin saying…..”What we have here….is a failure to communicate”….

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44. Yep it’s empty…

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45. “No User-serviceable Parts Inside” sign pops out.

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46. A hamster wheel

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47. User Error (Voter District)
    Server was unfortunately found.

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48. Her parents may havw dropped her on her head every day fo two years. That would explain how the brain functions seperate from the mind.

49. A Monty Python character.

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50. A wind turbine on fire

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51. Mr. Creosote exploding

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52. A sandworm from Arrakis….

53. Grateful Deads Do Dah Man…

54. A “Tow Away Zone” sign.

    Or, “This Space For Rent”

55. “Kilroy was here”, moving up and down…

56. The agony of defeat skier fro the wide world of sports…

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57. “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrUbFZdiZxM

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58. Topo Giggio giggling….

59. Maggots.

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60. In: A green copy of Das Kapital
    Give her head a shake
    Open to find: A steaming pile of excrement

    or

    Icons for Zero Bars, Battery 5%, No WiFi on an first generation Nokia phone and have the original ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqF7YtYJ9I

    Or
    The Blue screen of death
    https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=D3AD8847F2ADFA761D69CBB33954F4E39E5E52CA&thid=OIP.5MzUsEGWLnyeb-tukZUFBgHaFj&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F000%2F934%2F800px-Blue-screen-of-death.jpg&exph=600&expw=800&q=Packard+Bell+blue+screen+of+death&selectedindex=20&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=1,2,6

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61. nothing flies out

    air flies in to fill the vacuum

    simple phyics

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62. Looney Tunes Acme anvil and Wile E.Coyote

63. Barack Obama’s lip-fly…

64. Whirled Green Peas

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65. Real life AOC doll…brain intentionally omitted (and unavailable in this model) for greater authenticity

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66. Unicorns and leprechauns

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67. Terry Gilliam wants his meme back

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68. The ghost of Karl Marx.

69. Speaking of dolls, how about her likeness as a bobble head in hear head?

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70. Only thing about bats is it’s so cliche.

    I like Pelopidas’ ideas, some other good ones too.

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71. AUDIO: Marlon Brando (from “Apocalyspse Now”) – “The horror, the horror.”

    VISUAL (going OUT): *any* picture of Brando being gross/ugly/desperate (from “Apocalypse Now” or “Last Tango”)

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72. Jimmy Durante singing ‘Yesterday’, endless loop
    in a drifting mist of CO2 and cow farts
    with her contemplating a bottle of milk of magnesia and phillips screwdriver

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VbHX8h1VIw

73. Going in: Image of the beautiful Earth with fluffy white clouds and deep blue oceans.

    Coming out: Skull and crossbones signalling certain death for all its inhabitants and dollar signs and exclamation points floating aimlessly about.

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74. the buzzer beat me-
    contemplating a bottle of vodka and a bottle of milk of magnesia and a drunk electrician bellowing ‘Where’s my Phillips screwdriver?’

75. IOTW Delivers. . .

    http://i66.tinypic.com/jkzozb.gif

    “It must be amazing for one man to live in so many heads, rent free”

76. How about a history book or other “facts” can’t get in and bounce off the skull or get rejected by Karl Marx?

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77. In: Double-Double, Fries & Chocolate Shake

    Out: Green New Deal Gluten free Gluten

78. Popcorn coming out
    Maduro coming out
    Soros coming out
    Cenk Ungar coming out
    Pouring hot water in
    Basketball player slam dunking
    Monkey playing cymbals

79. Bat guano, because she’s bat-shit crazy.

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80. After the top goes up, Karl Marx slowly rises, peeks over the edge and descends,

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81. In: Books. Das Kapital, Mein Kampf, Rules for Radicals, Heather Has Two Mommies, etc.

    Out: Dismembered fetuses, poverty pics, that sort of thing.

    Can the head spin between inbound and outbound?

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82. A picture of the alcoholic concoction of layered Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream and whiskey. Also known as a Duck Fart. True story. I, too, bar tended for many moons.

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83. Her brain bucket should open to reveal a smirking Trump. Perhaps holding a “rent free” sign.

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84. there’s a monkey on a typewriter in her head.

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85. I think Richard P. is onto something there (Monty Python)

    Perhaps in the center of her skull the giant foot smashing out

    Her bad Ideas Play-doh style through Her Mouth.

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86. Or Perhaps one of the “Which Cup gets filled first” Graphs You see on

    FB

    Except that all of the Tubes are blocked.

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87. A planet saving LED light bulb. No incandescent light bulbs for her and her awesome ideas…..

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88. Or better yet, instead of a light bulb symbolizing one of her ideas, maybe just a glow-stick

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89. Adam Schiff for brains

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90. Try the newest liberal KOOL-AID concoction… served in a radically new airhead mug.

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91. Hamster on a wheel

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92. A complicated math equation, like 1+1=3
    or A=OC squared

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93. E=mc2 in. Wheels on the bus, out

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94. Public Pump-out Station sign.

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95. A facepalm emoji

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96. Her own head. Like a Russian(!!!!) Matryoshka doll.

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97. A tornado with cows in it.

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98. Puppet on a string

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99. Schiffs head! Shit for brains!

    Truth is you could put any old dem head in her head. They’re all the samme, Li’l valley girls.

    Is she a valley girl? A deep valley?

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100. Cuckoo’s Nest
     Woodside Queens Ny

     Cuckoo Bird in a nest

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101. A big gavel – and she hits herself on the head with it and says “I’m the boss!”

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102. crickets

     spider webs

     If you could do a sound gif, giggling like a little girl

     a poster of Al Gore like a pre teen would have on her wall

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103. I am SO late to this contest

     All I can think of (since there are so many great answers already) is a Green New Dill (pickle).

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104. Money in
     Chaos out. (or Bullshit or Lies or Globaloney)

     (have no idea how to convey that, though)

     izlamo delenda est …

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105. More on beachmom’s audio idea:

     Dozens of people screaming.

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106. Like pandora’s Box, only evil comes out. But unlike Pandora’s box, there is nothing left inside.

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107. Bubbles… 😳

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108. THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

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109. Dang, late to the party again!

     Head opens. Bird flies up and perches, facing right, on edge of skull. Bird drops a load, flies away.

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110. Has using her head as a spittoon been used yet?
     I’m very late to the party.
     They are wonderful so far. 🙂

111. Head opens. Squirrel head appears with walnut in jaws.

112. Snakes. A mess of snakes.

113. Snakes coming out.

114. Matryoshka! Head opens, revealing another head that opens, revealing another head that opens…

115. Nothing but Cobwebs.

116. Oh, Uncle Al, you just beat me to it!

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117. A tarantula crawling out. With baby tarantulas after…

118. Her ass.

     Geddit!? Geddit?! She’s got her ass up her head!

119. A water hose spraying something.

120. IN – Label: “Expiration Date: 12 years”
     OUT – Green Duck with Xs on eyes, flaps wings then drops immediately.

121. Kilroy was here.

122. Mr. Hat,
     You are gifted.

123. Moths – two little mission escaping anime Patriot moths that have eaten what is LEFT.

     Or perhaps Mothera herself?