Stilton’s Place: Okay, by this time you all know the drill. We’ve looked at the tangled can of worms that is currently the “news” (Example: “Did Trump call Meghan Markle ‘nasty’ and, if so, why does that add to the urgent need to impeach him? We’ll ask our panel of experts…”) and decided we’d rather not play that particular game today.
Soooo, we’ve once again grabbed a perfectly innocent piece of clip art and added enough punchlines to hopefully assure you of at least one laugh today. Which is still more than you’d get from looking at current events.
In keeping with this thought, let us share this fun country-rock ballad co-written by The Five’s own Greg Gutfeld and performed by co-writer John Rich (with The Five doing the call-and-response background vocals). Go take a listen.
‘Clubfoot Clara’,,,
lost it at that one,,
Great Tune!
John Rich, Don’t forget St. Judes for kids,,,
Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead!!
(Yeah, I’m hipper than you realize, MJA)
By Visiting This Site I Found Cool Stuff Here Keep It Up.
PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT
Youse got me at the headline but I’ve always believed in “powerful gasoline and a shoeshine…”
FST forever puddinhead.
Headline: Ferry Capsizes, Sinks – 73 dead, 1 survivor
Nailed it!
No wonder she’s walking around in circles…
Where is my nose?
I’d better pull my mukluks out of the cellophane before they scorch.
Callmelennie, you’re not hipper, but you are older.
We’ll see about that, TDBW …..
You must be the great white brother!!
And you must be the Eendyons. This is your new father; Father Corona
Down on your knees lads, do ye recognize what I’m holding over yer heads
That’s a cross, sign of the birth-quartering of the universe into active and passive principles
God have mercy on their heathen souls
(You may now approach on bended knee to kiss my hipster ring)
Firesign Theater will never get old for us old farts who still appreciate witty and wry satire and good humor.