We had “planking,” where idiots posed like planks of wood (which wasn’t a stretch for these big brains.)
Then morons videoed themselves eating a spoonful of cinnamon.
Then came the asinine ‘ice bucket challenge’, which served to legitimize these acts of stupidity by tying it to a charitable organization. The intersectionality of dipshitted celebrities, politicians and pundits who participated in this dumb craze, and then condemned the Tide Pod challenge, are too stupid to realize that they contributed to the “challenge” culture.
“Hey, look at meeeeeee while I snort a condom, jump out of a moving car dance, eat a ghost pepper, burn my skin with salt and ice, lick ice cream and place it back on the shelf… ” Anyone who has ever participated in any of these exercises in stupidity bears a little responsibility in the spiraling downward of our culture.
So what’s the latest one? Are you ready for this?
The running b-hole challenge. Here’s a censored version.
Yes, that’s it. Women run toward the camera, naked, leap with their legs spread and “stick the landing” with their b-hole up against the lens.
This is our world today.
Timothy DeLaGhettoVerified account UPDATE: I just learned that it was started by porn twitter, and it’s called the #RunningButtholeChallenge
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The Birth Of The Running Butthole Challenge
It is truly a fascinating time to be alive. As millions of people are preparing to storm Area 51, thousands are now diving towards there cell phones with their buttholes out. The newest Internet challenge appears to have begun after Paris sent out a tweet…
The seconds-long tweet showed Paris run into a room with his shorts slightly down as he jumped butthole first into his camera. From there it really just went downhill.
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“HIS?????”
Make it stop.
HT/ I will spare our tipster the indignity of naming them!
Stupid challenges, ms13 chopping people up “medieval style,” freeways blocked by a-holes doing donuts and all they can talk about is Trump telling the truth about traitors.
If I want to see buttholes I’ll watch mainstream media on television.
Heap ridicule on them. That’s the only thing to be done.
I don’t get it. Are these humanoids placing their phone on the floor, and then throwing themselves on the phone? Who in the hell thinks of this shit? Who does it?
I need to study this more before I comment. Does anybody know where I can “research” these videos?
Inquiring minds would like to know more
Where can I find the uncensored version? I’m working on my thesis for PHD in Burgleology
I guess some of these will soon be showing up in the Emergency Room. Some guy forgets to move the bong, or the candle, away from the phone, or whatnot. At least the ER doctors will have some video evidence to aid triage.
Cortez does this everyday.
@joe6pak
JULY 17, 2019 AT 12:00 PM
“ Who in the hell thinks of this shit? Who does it?”
Homos.
I can’t wait for the BURGLARIZE AN INNER-CITY GANG HANGOUT challenge!
That’s a lot of effort to try and explain how a cell phone got up someone’s ass
MJA for the win!!
What will their parents think when they see that online? ” I changed diapers on that butthole.”
Nothing new here. They’ve been doing this for years.
Run up and stick your asshole in the camera.
cnn pioneered this, and the 4 squats popularized it.
and next week it will be in a gillette commercial
This is the perfict time of year to start the “smoke corn silk” challange.
The next big thing after vapeing.
I forsee the ‘Trump Jump Challenge’. Leftys jump from a bridge to protest Trump.
Eight years of Obola wasn’t enough?
izlamo delenda est …
If they really wanted to do something culturally meaningful and educationally profound they would stick a lit candle up their snatches!
Congress’s 4 buttholes are regularly in front of the camera
Cut to: 20 years into the future. A traumatized young boy asks his mother:
“Mom, is that you??”
Imagine pelosi doing this?
Cortez probably has – and got stuck on the camera.
Fence Climbing Challenge: Fort Huachuka Armory
Sure looks like a new Jeffrey Epstein/Rachel Chandler “talent” search.
We can’t get the semi-auto pistol Russian Roulette Challenge started soon enough.
Hmm, I’m wondering if this will be a factor in their SCOTUS confirmation? (These are our future leaders after all.)
Next up…The Taco Bell Butthole Challenge…That’ll help to pass
that Knob.
On a side note…Why isn’t the dnc debate Team suing Them for using
their Name??
Sheep.
Her mother, “If your friends jump off a cliff will ewe?”
Make sure you gobble down about 8 Burger King 👑 Tacos before performing this feat just to make it more interesting for the observers…
Good ad, wrong organization.
From the generation that was never taught the word no and it’s revelance to common sense.
I’m thinking it’s now a bridge too far.
See, in my day this challenge meant something really different. That’s why I cheated with quaaludes so they can’t run.
I propose the “Jump-into-an-active-VOLCANO Challenge!”
And that’ll be the LAST of the “challenges!” 😆
Prolly started by various pedos and voyeurs would be my guess…..butt……I could be wrong….
So what “prize” do they win at the end of this competition for showing their nasty hemorrhoid-ridden butthole to the entire world and how exactly do they win it?
Oh I get it, the first person to actually get their entire phone completely inside their anus and be able to show the penis/dildo scars wins a free proctology visit….right?
How else are they gonna get their phone out of their assholes?
The “Running Butthole Challenge”?
We already have that. It’s called the National Football League.