The Independent
The gay son of a “straight pride” parade organiser has said the event is “dog whistling to white supremacy”. “This isn’t ‘straight pride’.
This is hate pride,” said Matthew Mason.
Mylinda Mason, the 28-year-old’s mother, is helping to organise the event, which is scheduled to be held in Modesto, California on 24 August, according to Fox 40.
The National Straight Pride Coalition (NSPC) refers to the parade as one of its “war events”. More
Cue the Norm McDonald clip Here
Lazlo’s great nephew Cuthbert: “Great Uncle Lazlo, I hope this doesn’t affect my standing in your considerable Will; but I’m Gay”
Great Uncle Lazlo: “Ho, Ho! Not at ALL my good Cuthbert! This is most splendid news!”
Lazlo’s great nephew Cuthbert: “Good news?”
Great Uncle Lazlo: “Hells Yeah! Your Grandfather owes me a thousand bucks!”
Sound like somebody has daddy issues. Grow up, kid.
….And at the end of the day he will still be a faggot living in Modesto….
I’ll say it….These C*nts have no sense of Humor….
The Straight Pride thing is hilarious !
And it pokes fun at all of the idiots who believe that They are
being oppressed !
Poor kid struggling to convince himself that sucking cock is really a good thing. Pathetic little kid he is.
Yeah… got it Matty! Straight is Hate, but “normal” iz a Diesel-Fired Transgender, Nipple-Ringed, Plaid Flannel lumberjack shirt-wearing, Marxist Maroon incessantly yammering about why 52 of their genders (whatever the holy Hell they might be) need to monologue (read Scream) in the Fronkensteen Pretzel Logic Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad world of LBGTQueerness that they are right and the world is wrong!
Are mom & dad kicking him out of the basement for that day, because they can’t find a sitter? Is THAT the gist of it? 🙄
It’s not a dog whistle, it’s a Deviant Bronx Cheer.
“Dog Whistle” is that what you faggots call oral sex these days?
“Straight is Hate, but “normal” iz a Diesel-Fired Transgender, Nipple-Ringed, Plaid Flannel lumberjack shirt-wearing, Marxist Maroon incessantly yammering about why 52 of their genders (whatever the holy Hell they might be) need to monologue (read Scream) in the Fronkensteen Pretzel Logic Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad world of LBGTQueerness that they are right and the world is wrong!”
Best damn heavy metal lyrics I ever read.
I’ll bet that worthless little commie polesmoker even lives with his mommy and daddy too!
Aaron – Yer right! I put a few words in the old Metal Lyrics Generator and lo and behold:
Master of Yammering I’m pulling your Dick
Twisting your Nipple and smashing your Pumpkins
Blinded by me, you can’t see the shtick
Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you laugh
Master
Master
Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you laugh
Master
Master
The Pumpkins went SMACK, there was no use turning back
‘Cause I just had to see, was a Dyke watching me?
In the mist the Nipple twists
Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?
666 is the number of the Dyke.
Is it the end, my friend?
Master you’re going ’round the bend
Half man and half updike
No, no, please, no
666 … 666
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!1
fuggin’ WIN.
Yeah, let’s listen to what someone who sucks dicks thinks.
He’s probably really proud that he sucks dicks. He probably marchs in parades.
Most people are proud of things like their kids graduations or something.
queers are proud that they suck dicks.
Matthew Mason, you unfortunate bastard!
A son that hates you, and a wife that you should make a star/victim of on Dateline!
HINT:
Mylinda is not a keeper, (her name is even not accepted by spellcheck).
RUN! Now!
Dr. Tar, awesome Norm MacDonald clip!
Now we know at least, johnny is the sons name,,,
UPDATE! City refuses parade permit. Boycott Modesto.
So “straight” = “white supremacy” in that poor gay goober’s addled brain. They just shuffle their deck of things that trigger their poor little fragile psyches and mix and match buzz words until they think it sounds impressive.
And only dogs hear dog whistles, so I’m guessing they’re mostly heard by leftist women. *rim shot*
Also, TRF, LOLOLOL!