scoopnashville- Benchmark Realty Realtor Miguel Calvo gave home seekers more than they were looking for when he uploaded an unexpected photo to the gallery of a new listing of a Priest Lake Park home.
That’ll leave a mark on their bench.
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Realtor uploads picture of him having sex onto home listings
“Why are the floors of this house so sticky??”
“Do the owners have a cat? I smell tuna.”
Maybe he’s looking to leave the real estate business and start a career in the porn business.
He would never make it in the IT business.
There was a similar plot in the show Two and a Half Men when Allen worked for his real estate mom. That show is pretty funny sometimes.
Don’t worry folks. They usually don’t take photos.
Location location location.
Featuring the rumpus room, I see.
Considering it was in “Priest” Lake…Those pics coulda been a
hell of a lot worse.
Now that’s a joke. Nicely constructed, Hatford.
Jeb said “They came here for Love”
Now we know.
I wonder if he waived his usual commission in exchange for the “service”?
Does that cum with the purchase of house?”
READ THE FI-I-I-I-I-INE PRINT!
The woman in the photo may have been someone on his staff.
Did a double take to see if that was my libtard brother.
I will say, she is a good negotiator and she drives a hard bargain! I wonder if she accepted his counter offer.
I wonder if she followed Jill Biden’s advice?
Mirror unawareness happens frequently in uploaded images.
The last one I recall seeing was some nude dude advertising more than the dining room furniture he claimed he wanted to sell. Or maybe the pics of the dining room set were just a prop for what he was really selling.
Probably a secretary’s resume showing how skilled she is at taking dicktation?
Well he is just a contractor so Benchmark is in the clear. The gal not so much..
Someone really blew it.
Cum for the Real Estate…
Stay for the uploads!
He sounds proud of the advertising. Depravity accepted.
Most people have no sense of dignity anymore.
She was a fixer upper but he was move in ready.
That’s pretty good. Only $137/sf for 4 bedrooms/1.5 baths.