This company is offering everything you need to create a very scary Halloween costume! All that you would need to add are death-warmed-over makeup, a ventilator, a paramedic, and standby surgeons! – ChiGuy
It’s being sold as Ruth Bader Ginsburg
ht/ chiguy
Where’s the hunch?
There’s no rocking chair, but you can upgrade and receive a napping pillow.
Here’s the tasteless flip side:
https://twitter.com/CaptainLives/status/1173639309246849025
……. a buzzard perched on the shoulder for added color
In 2004 I dressed up as an unshaven bum with a mostly smoked stogie, carrying a wine bottle in a paper bag and wearing a sandwich sign designed to look like a ballot card checked off for Ralph Nader. That wuz the year I went out as a wasted vote!
I guess next year I’ll dress up as a drunken clown, I just don’t know whose name will be on the ballot card yet!
The costume includes a small vile of fox piss to sprinkle on along with inner pockets filled with moth balls that will complete the realistic effect.
Get one for your child before they’re gone!
Hunched back and drool sold separately.
…kids usually like to dress like serial killers, so maybe Clinton outfits, especially the one for girls, would be WAY scarier…
https://images.britcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Halloween_Politicians_102.jpg
…the Clintons themseves like things a bit, eh, ‘darker’, must be the hot sauce…
https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2016/01/Collage-hill-bill.jpg?resize=512,1024
I’m guessin that kid has 10# on RBG at the moment
***Smell of death sold separately
…let’s hope NEXT year’s hot RBG costume is the ‘Ghost’ version of this…