NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.
In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13 minutes with his amazing new score of well under an hour.
Professional motorcycle racer Judd E. Banner, the brave trans-vehicle rider, was allowed to race after he told league organizers he’s always felt like a bicyclist in a motorcyclist’s body. READ IT HERE
Hint: What would the left do if this were true?
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Maybe I can rob a bank then identify myself as a customer making a withdrawal.
lol just lol
All’s fair in the new age madness!
Pour a teaspoon of sugar in his fuel tank & see how well he finishes the race.
That would be a real fun race for me as i predominantly ride two strokes. As a bonus they keeps mosquitoes away.
Pogo. Sugar doesn’t dissolve gas. The gas flows around the sugar crystals maybe slowing flow but that’s about it. I tried it once with my lawnmower to win a bet.
Lance Armstrong must be thinking, ” Why didn’t I think of that?”
F-22 identifying as Piper Cub sets new world speed record for propeller-driven aircraft.
22 year old identifying as 12 year old, sets new elementary school track record.
The left’s ideas are as stupid as they sound, but they’re ideas aren’t meant for anything good: they’re ONLY meant to destroy our society so they can try and rule it and loot it.
Man identifies as Pack Rat builds giant hovel out of trash and washing machines in back yard; declares world record for Pack Rat nest size
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