Patriot Retort: As boring as yesterday’s Shampeachment hearing was, it did afford a little comic relief thanks to Jackie Speier and the errant paperclip.
Here’s hoping Jackie doesn’t treat her staff the way Amy Klobuchar does. Because somebody would get a binder thrown at him for letting the boss appear on camera sporting a paper clip in her hair.
What the hell? How do you get a paperclip in your hair?
Better that than tats and piercings in the face.
She had to file a thought before she forgot it.
Zero situational awareness.
Just imagine what a mess her folder is….
Her head is a magazine with a clip?
Wearing a wire?
She was one of those shot in Guyana. You’d think she’d know better than to throw in with some socialist democrat false utopia phony assholes. But no. No clue. She’s one of them and nasty as always.
Redneck barrette.
Well, at least she doesn’t eat her salad with a comb.
Or, does she?
Husband uses it to keep the bag in place. Looks like he missed one.
That’s where the price tag was.
Well, she got a better deal than that other fellah that frequently had flies on his face.
One of her aides probably has good aim and won a bet. She can’t be easy to work for, based on that fart sniffing, resting beotch face.
Where is that paper clip I was holding before I scratched my head?
probably used her comb to eat salad….
Funny, I just watched on Amazon Prime Wings Season 1 Episode 7; Main character Joe knocks everything off of his desk and throws ex-girlfriend Carol on to his desk (marker 11:38). Later Joes’ brother Brian walking behind her says “Hey Carol, you’ve got a paperclip on your back” (marker 12:48).
Perhaps Jackie got the paperclip in her hair the same way, someone throw her on their desk and they got down to typing some fast letters.
No, she shouldn’t take it out it is the most attractive thing about her!
She was probably under a desk sucking Michelle obama’s dick.
During the hair weave, she put a paper clip to mark the beginning of the row.
Dam! I wondered where my paper clip went!
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