It appears this is genuine. It’s on MSNBC’s site.
#Fartgate
#TheRealWhistleBlower
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Every time he opens his mouth.
“It’s an ill wind…”
Harmeet Dhillon had the best comment on Twitter. She called it his Farticus moment. LOL!
It was louder because it had to squeeze past his head to get out.
And it was in a hurry to escape his continuous blathering.
“NO SHIT???”
“WELL, OK, A LITTLE SHIT!!!”
Someone spiked his soy milk.
Can’t stop laughing. He even rises up a bit. 😂
Swalwell is full of hot air.
Notice his back lifted up, as it does, when he ripped it…bark with NO bite…I bet.
Oh geez @ann nonymous beat me to it.
#SwampFart
“How many lies must a douche talk down
Before you call him a President?
How many seas must a soy boy sail
Before he sticks his head in the sand?
How many times must Buttgieg’s balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind”
Hopefully it was a WET one??
This kind if thing would make the impeachment hearings so much more watchable. What’s to lose?
…huh. I figured ALL his shit came out of his MOUTH.
…guess it was too much for a single hole, however big it may be…
Eric. That is not how gaslighting is done.
This blows out, blanket style, all other news…
they cut the part where Swallowswell asks Matthews, “oops, does a fart have lumps?”
…must be the “change” these types are always on about…
“You got your life planned carefully
But you left out one detail
The hidden hand deals just one round
And the winds of change prevail
Walk softly through the desert sand
Old dreams lead the way
Nothing new in the sands of time
Just changes every day
Hang on it’s starting again
Hang on there’s no shelter from
The wind
Hang on like a fire from the sky
Winds of change are blowing by”
-Jefferson Starship, “Winds of Change”
…I don’t get it…that’s what EVERYTHING the Democrats say during the Schiffshow sounds like to ME, maybe he’s just quoting…
Blazing Saddles anyone??
“I’d say you’d had enough…there Mr Swalwell”
When Chris Matthews was asked if he experienced a thrill going up his leg he replied, “It was more like s spill that was going down Swallwell’s”.
🙂
“Swalwell’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. His is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of gas and fury,
Signifying nothing.”
(Apologies to Macbeth)
…somewhere, Buttgieg is nodding knowingly at his homosexual partner du joir and saying, “see, I TOLD you he was a virgin…”
DJT’s Magical Wand, strikes again, this time as loud Bronx cheer via Queens through a SwampThing.
Please Sir, can I have some mo’?
Thirdtwin
NOVEMBER 18, 2019 AT 10:44 PM
“Eric. That is not how gaslighting is done.”
…you win today’s Internet, sir, congratulations…
Funny, but makes me kinda mad at
@RealSaavedra, tho…he made me turn up the sound on a DEMOCRAT…
Sean Davis – “Rep. Skidmark denies responsibility, claiming the sharts came from the gassy knoll, but an analysis of the Crapruder footage clearly shows he paused and flinched at the very moment fire was sent down range.”
One of those commies faggots was trying to attract the other commie faggot by proving he’s tight. As long as Chrissy’s been around, that probably was Cumsmell. Ah’ll bet THAT sent a tingle up Chrissie’s leg! Wasn’t as classy as Whoopie farting on the View, but it was OK.
Trump Jr tweeted out – “Most intelligible thing to come out of Swalwell in years!” LMAO
He can’t blame the dog for this one.
I have it on good authority, that he who denied it, supplied it.
Boehnerdict Ryan
NOVEMBER 18, 2019 AT 11:26 PM
“I have it on good authority, that he who denied it, supplied it.”
…that’s true, but Chris Matthews is such a Democrat lickspittle he would accept the blame for it, if any Democrat could EVER take responsibility for ANYTHING, but as it is, I’m sure they’ll both agree that it was President Trump’s fault…
That was the poorest execution of a one cheek sneak I’ve ever seen.
I thought that was Tingles clearing his throat!
Gossip beans for lunch? Talking behind his back.
still in 7th grade.
Check all that apply:
Swalwell needs to lay off :
(a) eggs
(b) fruit (fructose)
(c) milk (lactose)
(d) grains (complex polysaccharides)
(e) fats
(f) swallowing
I thought only little kids stopped talking so they can fart. LOL!
You know the media is in tough shape when even the democrats dont respect you.
He wasn’t just whistling Dixie!
Weird thing is, Pete Buttigeig could recognize the brand of butt-plug he had in at the time, just from the sound.
LOL Super Nightshade👍
Hey, farts are funny
Farts are fun
Farts are shit without the mess
– George Carlin
Real “breaking” news
He stifles a little smile right after it happens. He did it.
“La la la la la…*fart*…la la la la la!” The show must go on. Especially, if you’re a Russian crooner (from the 1970s-hint, hint) look alike.
An altered quote from the great leftard weatherman, Al Roker; “Never trust a fart…or Swalwell”.
@ Jimmy: How about adding (g) breathing to that list?
…Is THAT the nuking he threatened we gun owners with?
In Prison that’s known as a Mating Call!
Silent but deadly gone awry…
Obviously Photoshopped!
Call Greta Thunberg, Swallwell needs to purchase some serious carbon credits.
Greta‘s doing her part
https://twitter.com/Jason___Murray/status/1196661697903255552
and
https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1196659448724512769
Homage paid to Petomane, by swallwell
Next time I hope Swalwell has the same outcome as this female reporter in the Netherlands. He deserves it more than she did.
https://youtu.be/uP89Hjbqx0o?t=63 .
This will be on Gutfeld next Saturday
Do farts have lumps?
No.
Can we cut to commercial, then?
Now that he is officially a Fart Farmer he can claim copious subsidies from the government!
I hope he didn’t go to Taco Hell before that appearance on TV.
I demand that he resign immediately! To deny that he made that glorious fart is to deny perfection itself! What wouldn’t any young boy do to be able to make that noble sound while among peers!
geoff – If he had gone to Taco Hell you’d have seen the paint on the door behind start to peel!
Or melt like it had been vaporized by a Martian ray gun like Marvin the Martian had.
Ha ha ha! Eric denies it, but he even PAUSES mid-sentence in order to blast it out! Then he continues! Of course, that’s what I hear EVERY TIME Eric opens his mouth…so maybe I’m wrong…
Just admit it Eric and tell everybody you can’t work under pressure!
It’s hard to say if he did or not, his smell never changes.
Must have had his heals together or we wouldn’t have heard it.
More evidence 😅
https://youtu.be/HHFcqKKKwmw