Footage from on board a China Southern Airlines plane to New York shows Zhang Hong spring to action to help the stricken 70-year-old.
Dr Zhang rushed to aid the man after he collapsed in agony and told cabin crew that he was unable to urinate.
A makeshift catheter failed to relieve the ailing passenger’s blocked waterworks – leaving little time before his bladder would fatally rupture.
Vascular surgeon Dr Zhang and his colleague Dr Xiao Zhangxiang decided the only course of action was to remove the urine manually.
Dr Zhang used the improvised catheter – made using a plastic tube, syringe and a milk straw – and spent nearly 40 minutes sucking almost a liter of liquid waste from the man’s bladder with his mouth.
ht/ fdr in hell
pervert
ok, just kidding
I was in that same situation while traveling a year ago. I chose to go to the hospital rather than get on a transcontinental flight. I flew home with a catheter and a pouch strapped onto my ankle.
Great doctor. Idiot patient.
PS – If you have BPH don’t take Sudafed.
“What’s the prognosis Dr. Lazlo?!?”
“We’re going to try the upside down Heimlich Maneuver a few more times”
You’re gonna die
Wow, that guy doctor could be qualified to be a hero, at least by one guy anyway.
why not ask the guy to suck his own urine?
Having a catheter strapped to your leg for a week is no fun, believe me. And self cathing was worse. This all happened to me a year ago and I don’t wish it on anyone and I’m glad they fixed it for now at least. I don’t want to do it again if I have to.
It’s sterile and I like the taste.
It may be sterile but it still looks and smells like piss. I’d bet if this happened in California the poor doc would’ve been busted for use of an illegal straw.
“Um… He ain’t gonna make it.”
– Shitty Dr. Me
why not ask the guy to suck his own urine?
It’s a chinaman and a milk straw.
Not Ron Jeremy and a garden hose.
Does Dr Zhang have a sister?
I’ll bet the doctor bill was sky-high.
Good thing it wasn’t a blocked bowel!
Ancient Chinese Secret Says…
…Amazing.
Why not blow into the straw, then stand back and watch the fountainworks??
Be glad it was a Chinese doctor, not an American one. If an American doctor can’t prescribe or give an expensive drug to relieve an immediate health problem, he likely has not been trained in actual improvised medical procedures. This man was lucky to have a real doctor on board to put the personal effort needed into saving his life. I don’t doubt that many persons would gag at the very thought, if indeed they thought at all. Biological reality is not exactly pleasant. Real doctors are dedicated to helping, if they are not hindered by the FDA and restrictive government regulations. They probably would not have given approval to this procedure if the pilot had asked for permission first. And the airline bosses would likely have prohibited it, too. So when will the movie be made based on this emergency?
Finally, something kamala Harris would be good at.
Ok BFH, please, no more stories we have to read with our legs crossed.
I did have a girl friend once who could suck the brass off a doorknob.
I’ve got to ask, spit or swallow?
Obongo never used a straw
Reminds me of the joke about the guy who was snake bit on his pecker.
Speaking of snake bit, I had a foley catheter when hospitalized for snakebite.
When the nurse pulled it out she said: “Scream when I tell you.”
If you don’t know what a foley is, look it up.
As big around as a pencil.
Please don’t tell us what the doctor would do if he was constipated.
The Mile High Club has sure changed…..
Now that’s what I call dedication to one’s profession.
My doc spends barely 10 minutes with me (of which 9 are spent typing notes), before he abruptly announces “good to see you again” on his way out the door to the next patient.
PS. But we do talk politics and he’s a Trumper, so I guess I’ll keep him. 😉
The doctor is a dedicated professional.
Glad I went into plumbing – we don’t take an oath.
izlamo delenda est …
That Dr. Is committed to the Hippocratic oath the way our president is to the US constitution.
Well, things could have been worse-I hope he didn’t have Asparagus for lunch…