Dammit, he came back up. Was hoping for a second day of good news.
14
With those ears as sails, there should have been a rooster-tail behind that board.
16
I was disappointed that his ankle band wasn’t shackled to an iron ball
14
I was hoping to see him nibbled to death by a frenzied school of humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa.
4
barefoot Kenyan, not Kahuna
8
looks like Obola FAILED at standing upright on a Stand Up Paddle board. One could say, “SUP, yo?”
By the way, I kayak and paddle board all the time in bigger waves than that. He’s a doofus, a dork, a klutz and a schmuck. A drunk retard could stand upright better than Obola. The goddam things are 36″-40″ wide; very buoyant & stable.
Plus, he paddles like the limpwristed gay kenyan-born Mohammedan socialist that he really is.
16
He even gets on his knees for the ocean.
16
Oh look. He was doing better when he got on his knees. Imagine that.
22
Who’s dime was the loser vacationing on this time. Such a talentless douche bag. He has no athleticism at all.
14
Ronald Reagan rode a horse like a cowboy.
Barry rode a Nantucket bike like an old lady.
Reagan was a life Guard.
This guy needs a life Guard in 3 feet of water.
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Did Trump hit him with a golf ball?
19
Jethro,
Now THAT would be funny!
You’ve seen the mash-up video of John Wayne shooting bicyclists? HILARIOUS!
Now, some of the more talented of you out there, could you splice together a video of President Trump hitting a golf ball, and O’Bozo falling down? Several times. As many times as possible.
10
Back in my kayaking days, we called that paddle-over-the-head maneuver an “air brace.”
Glad to see it still works just as well for Jugears.
Barry always does hid best work on his knees. Just ask Reggy or Mikey.
3
What a stud. He even has a ankle line on so the board can’t get away, on a paddle board. HA.
I want to see him whip eggs, or whipped cream to stiff peaks with a whisk, that would do him in.
Let the meme’s begin.
4
Guess paddleboards don’t come in a girl’s bike version…
10
You guys have never paddled a SUP before.
I have been canoeing since, well, forever, so it was a natural for me to want to get a SUP board. I got one nearly 6 years ago after first trying out a large one in the marina. First day I paddled out into the Pacific, got past the breakers, stood up – and fell off. Up, down, up, down, for about 15 minutes until I was exhausted. Then I realized that since I had a pending settlement for a recent car crash I probably shouldn’t be taking quite that level of risk.
Paddling in the ocean is extremely difficult, and like big 0 I have a board that isn’t particularly stable. You are pitching and yawing in all 3 directions, and as soon as you take your paddle out of the water you have to jam it back in just to stay up. So while I have no admiration for 0, he isn’t doing all that bad on the board as a relative beginner.
Also – you should always have the board leashed to your ankle and the paddle leashed to your life preserver belt. It’s so much easier when you don’t have to worry about them floating away, and it can be very dangerous if you aren’t near assistance.
4
Is that a “MOM” paddle board?
7
The asshole finally realizes he doesn’t walk on water.
16
Talk about your basic ocean pollution…
11
He has ZERO athletic ability.
4
Too bad he didn’t injure himself, so he could use his famous “Obamacare”!
6
The sea was angry that day, my friend!
7
@Left Coast Dan: as much as I despise 0, I know I couldn’t even paddle board as well as he did. But it was hilarious watching him fall!
2
Paddling like that tells me he is not from Hawaii. I knew he grew up in Kenya!
5
The turd in a punch bowl.
3
Darn, he can swim.
1
Looks like Obama is trying to play Golf and walk on water at the same time.
Where’s a big ol’ shark when you need it most? That would be even funnier.
Where’s a Tiger shark when you need one?
The Big Kunthunna,,,
When he said he wanted to be blown off, he had Reggie in mind….
An allegory of his fetid legacy, thanks to Trump.
Hey Barry, stick to the jungle gym where you are much more at home.
Kinda reminds me of the speedbag that beat Bernie to the punch…
Thankfully, his ears serve as a flotation device. 😆
He was holding the paddle wrong, too.
Is Chris Mathews wetting his pants over this?
Where is his helmet and water wings?
“The Choom Gang don’t surf”…https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=charley+don%27t+surf&view=detail&mid=B3D04F6E4E2F91911BF5B3D04F6E4E2F91911BF5&FORM=VIRE
Well, wasn’t that queer.
Very, very queer.
Pussy on a shingle….
No secret service guy riding along? O the humanity!
The video ending with Obama on his knees is so apropos….
Another faux Obama athletic moment.
…this is a more honest beach scene for Barry…
http://www.teamnetworks.net/file/pic/photo/2016/05/120b4cb84557eeca02562d5c17b7e33f_500.jpg
I thought I was watching RGB with a tan.
Dammit, he came back up. Was hoping for a second day of good news.
With those ears as sails, there should have been a rooster-tail behind that board.
I was disappointed that his ankle band wasn’t shackled to an iron ball
I was hoping to see him nibbled to death by a frenzied school of humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa.
barefoot Kenyan, not Kahuna
looks like Obola FAILED at standing upright on a Stand Up Paddle board. One could say, “SUP, yo?”
By the way, I kayak and paddle board all the time in bigger waves than that. He’s a doofus, a dork, a klutz and a schmuck. A drunk retard could stand upright better than Obola. The goddam things are 36″-40″ wide; very buoyant & stable.
Plus, he paddles like the limpwristed gay kenyan-born Mohammedan socialist that he really is.
He even gets on his knees for the ocean.
Oh look. He was doing better when he got on his knees. Imagine that.
Who’s dime was the loser vacationing on this time. Such a talentless douche bag. He has no athleticism at all.
Ronald Reagan rode a horse like a cowboy.
Barry rode a Nantucket bike like an old lady.
Reagan was a life Guard.
This guy needs a life Guard in 3 feet of water.
Did Trump hit him with a golf ball?
Jethro,
Now THAT would be funny!
You’ve seen the mash-up video of John Wayne shooting bicyclists? HILARIOUS!
Now, some of the more talented of you out there, could you splice together a video of President Trump hitting a golf ball, and O’Bozo falling down? Several times. As many times as possible.
Back in my kayaking days, we called that paddle-over-the-head maneuver an “air brace.”
Glad to see it still works just as well for Jugears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-C3xXQyWDU
Barry always does hid best work on his knees. Just ask Reggy or Mikey.
What a stud. He even has a ankle line on so the board can’t get away, on a paddle board. HA.
I want to see him whip eggs, or whipped cream to stiff peaks with a whisk, that would do him in.
Let the meme’s begin.
Guess paddleboards don’t come in a girl’s bike version…
You guys have never paddled a SUP before.
I have been canoeing since, well, forever, so it was a natural for me to want to get a SUP board. I got one nearly 6 years ago after first trying out a large one in the marina. First day I paddled out into the Pacific, got past the breakers, stood up – and fell off. Up, down, up, down, for about 15 minutes until I was exhausted. Then I realized that since I had a pending settlement for a recent car crash I probably shouldn’t be taking quite that level of risk.
Paddling in the ocean is extremely difficult, and like big 0 I have a board that isn’t particularly stable. You are pitching and yawing in all 3 directions, and as soon as you take your paddle out of the water you have to jam it back in just to stay up. So while I have no admiration for 0, he isn’t doing all that bad on the board as a relative beginner.
Also – you should always have the board leashed to your ankle and the paddle leashed to your life preserver belt. It’s so much easier when you don’t have to worry about them floating away, and it can be very dangerous if you aren’t near assistance.
Is that a “MOM” paddle board?
The asshole finally realizes he doesn’t walk on water.
Talk about your basic ocean pollution…
He has ZERO athletic ability.
Too bad he didn’t injure himself, so he could use his famous “Obamacare”!
The sea was angry that day, my friend!
@Left Coast Dan: as much as I despise 0, I know I couldn’t even paddle board as well as he did. But it was hilarious watching him fall!
Paddling like that tells me he is not from Hawaii. I knew he grew up in Kenya!
The turd in a punch bowl.
Darn, he can swim.
Looks like Obama is trying to play Golf and walk on water at the same time.
he even holds the paddle like a girl
does he ever actually do anything?