An Iraqi SWAT team caught the big fat ISIS Jihadist earlier this week. Turns out that Abu Abdul Bari had to be put on a flat bed truck when he was captured.
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I hope he’s not like some isis ant queen, or they’re gonna have a lot of little isises in the prison.
Why was a SWAT team required?
Look like cream puff ate his 72 virgins.
Gross!
He was raised in BigMacistan….
Terminal case of dickey-do disease.
So, did he make a run for it.
Good thing they did not launch one on this one, it would have bounced off…
He’s the muzzie version of Jabba the Hut.
What a Loser,
Even with Oprah giving him a free ride on Weight Watchers…
‘little isises’ – LOL!
Jerry Nadler’s doppleganger….
I wonder what ‘dickey-do disease’ is?
(He says with open eyed naivete.)
Handle with care. I think he’s pregnant with octuplets.
Fatwa Jihadi? Shit. That’s my stripper name.
Allahu race you to the Openbar.
Did the Seals us a harpoon on him?
“No, Abdul, it’s beat your wife. Beat with a B.”
He has a gunt.
@Burr ~ his stomach sticks out further than his dickey-do
groan
I regret not remembering where the credit belongs, but I saw it here in times past –
Fatah Al-Bert
yeah, it ain’t mine & it is cringeworthy, but confessionally (is that a word?) I have used it to describe a few ‘fatwahs’ I’ve know in my day
He needs togo Keto. Feed him a pork diet. He will trim down in no time. One way or another.
there is a rumor floating around that this guy wanted to eat Fat Bastard … ‘Get in my belly!’
… & that’s why Fat Bastard went on his diet
Intelligence believes that Bari was going to infiltrate a high value target and consume “one wafer thin mint” ala Mr. Creosote.
Guy looks like he could take a plane out just by sitting in the backseats.
What’s with the lips on his left? Do they have happy jihadi cards at Hallmark?
He was thinking of making a run for it because thinking was all he do.
Where’s his complimentary AK?
One must question what took the Iraqi’s so long to catch the guy, it didn’t look like he was just going to run away.
Wow, the new opening promo for Oprah needs some work…
WTF is the Discovery Chanel Now?
Remember Cannon, the detective from years ago that was almost as big as this guy? Cannon might be able to catch this guy, but it would be close.
I watch Cannon reruns. LOL!
The dirtball – Look at his pants. He blended into the mountain side.
Also, he looks like one of those big ass bears they sell at Costco during Christmas.
Cannon was no Joe Mannix.
He definitely puts the ‘fat’ in ‘fatwa’
You can’t accuse him of being a porker
He’s so fat, his soup bowl comes with a lifeguard.
He confused ‘taqiyya’ with ‘tacos’
Allah Snackbar
Instead of his 72 virgins feeding him grapes, they’re feeding him potato chips
He’s more like a Fat Wad.
From the neck down it looks like Winnie the Poo
He put the fat back in fatwa
They were going to hang him last night, but they couldnt find a scaffold strong enough
Then they realized that, even if the scaffold collapsed, the fall would still kill the fat Farouq
Even if the distance he fell was only six inches
Fromunda cheese. Unless he gets someone to help him bathe, he smells.
Pretty extreme plan to keep your ass out of a suicide vest…