Obama Portraits to Tour the Country in 2021

43 Comments on Obama Portraits to Tour the Country in 2021

1. ick

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2. Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha My 12 yr old paints better than that crap.

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3. all I see is an empty chair and a wookie

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4. lolololol1111
   Trying to stay relevant. Fail.

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5. Why? Have not we been punished enough already?

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6. The one time you’ll see Mooch in a dress without a conspicuous bulge!

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7. They will get more exposure and be seen by many if posted to the outside of the weekly garbage truck and travels throughout the county. Of course people may throw their garbage cans full of garbage at them when they do.

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8. I’ve seen better art done with a banana.

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9. Maybe they can exhibit them at Hillary’s book signings?

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10. Hilarious.
    Bring some beer and darts!

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11. Are they going to be circulated for use at dart and air rifle matches ?

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12. Reminds me of ‘paint-by-numbers’ only, without the quality.

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13. uh, no thanks. We need to keep an eye on the grass growing in the back yard.

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14. They look like something passed up at a yard sale.

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15. Why?

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16. They might be able to get a few bucks for them at the local range.

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17. Do they think they’re ‘Tut’ They do have one thing in common. Not much is known about their personal history. Especially early. Will another ‘foundation’ create a racial healing day if no one comes out in force?
    Where is Steve Martin for a spoof on the painting on those two?
    http://archaeology-travel.com/exhibitions/tutankhamun-treasures-of-the-golden-pharaoh/

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18. They had better check people for gasoline and bic lighters.

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19. Are they ‘scratch and sniff’ too? Imagine what odor would come out of mike’s itchy crotch?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=michelle+obama,+itchy+crotch&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOktue75znAhWFuZ4KHU2BDUkQ_AUoAXoECAwQAw&biw=1280&bih=860

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20. Hiding that manly ‘apple’ with the man hand. Not so clever painter.
    Should have hired Pyongyang Propaganda LLC. The old Kim Jong Il jumpsuit would have filled that out nicely.

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21. I heard the images are being installed later on huge billboards at Martha’s Vineyard with 24 hr lighting for the little people to adore.

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22. This calls for a battalion of paintball marksmen…

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23. Looks like ‘paint by the numbers.’

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24. Is anyone printing the portraits onto doormats for home use?

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25. The appropriate display area (for more than one reason) in the “art” house would be propped up on the crapper in the bathroom stalls.

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26. I can count on my left hand’s 6 fingers how many times I will not go and see this “art”.

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27. You can go, IF you like ‘paint by numbers’ quality.

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28. Boy nothing says class like these two. Hey you fakes, can you show us some home movies of the girls with you when they were 1 to 6 years old? No, didn’t think so.

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29. If they were in Prison Garb. Then count me in.

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30. I make several fresh “portraits” daily, in my bathroom. But they soon circle the bowl.

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31. If my pet monkey flings poo at them, will –

    A) Anyone NOTICE?
    B) Anyone CARE?
    C) Will I, or the monkey, get in trouble? 🤔

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32. The wookie’s left arm appears to be about 38.5 inches in length, making the portrait amazingly life-like.

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33. I got more of an audience when I hung up the Xerox of my ass in the break room at work.

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34. The one of Mooch looks like someone picked up a cat turd with a tissue.

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35. Weed & Feed

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36. Can I have a copy of that xerox, Ann?

    Asking for a friend…

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37. “one woman even fell to her knees and prayed before the pictures”

    JFC. I am speechless.

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38. how come big mike gets to commit cultural misappropriation by sporting a non-african-american hairstyle in the portrait

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39. That will be a short scary pictures tour. At least 34% of black voters no longer care about these two despots and will be voting for President Trump’s second term.

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40. @ Toenex

    I wonder if those two kids miss the charade they had with The Worst Couple.

    Marty Nesbitt and Anita Blanchard aren’t returning phone calls. No wonder there.

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41. The one on the left reminds me of that book by Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gay.”

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42. don’t these pieces of crap live in the Hall of Presidents at the National Gallery? who decides if they are loaned out? hopefully they’ll never come back and Its’ Presidency will be erased entirely. until then, sure, tour the bath houses of America…

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43. I would never promote vandalism, but if ever a better opportunity ever surfaced, I would love to hear it.