‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue to Feature 56-Year-Old, Plus Sized, and Bald Finalists

32 Comments on ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue to Feature 56-Year-Old, Plus Sized, and Bald Finalists

1. Bald? Ayanna Pressley gonna be in it? FML

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2. 🤮

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3. I wonder how popular this issue will be compared to past issues?

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4. If there’s a point to doing this it’s been lost somewhere in the folds of flab.

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5. No need to spend $10 on that issue. Just go to the public beach.

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6. Get woke, go broke. I’m guessing next year will be the tranny.

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7. The 56 year-old shown has more muscles than I do. Plus, not bad looking.

   Hey, it’s Valentine’s Day. Single, old guys evaluate every possibility.

   But buy the magazine? Pffft.

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8. I’m surprised they’re only having wymyn
   (rolls eyes)

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9. Yuk

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10. I guess we’ll find out how many guys actually do buy it just for the articles.

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11. So you go to the DailyMail article and keep scrolling down…

    ba da BOOM BOOM!

    (local tremors detected)

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12. Next year SI will include a “model” sporting a banana hammock.

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13. Spineless idiots.

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14. Who the hell reads it anymore? It exists only as propaganda, like esquire, newsweek, time, etc.

    Shun it, and any entity sellig it.

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15. I cannot believe sports illustrated left out the trans men this year, the hell with next year !

    and we all thought si was woke.

    being 60 I like 50 year old well built women, they are younger to me

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16. Nect year, it’ll be the pedophile issue.

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17. The left has de-masulinized young men, and now seeks to de-feminize women.

    In other words, fat Jew hating dykes are in the march.

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18. Wasn’t the point to showcase the exceptional? Why fill it with a cornucopia of whatever the wind blows onto the pages?

    It’s become incredibly ignorable:
    https://youtu.be/8gXCCBmTvBI

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19. On newstands today! The Donkeys in Bikinis Issue !

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20. Another publication destroyed by the gay and lesbian mafia. Congratulations!

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21. Looks more like the people of Walmart. Exactly how does this relate to sports and fit bodies?

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22. Not gonna be around much longer suspect…

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23. 💩 Illustrated

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24. On the one hand, I’m relieved that it isn’t just sexualized girls who are barely 20… on the other hand, why does this mean we have to go completely the other way to flabby-you-have-no-idea-if-they’re-20-or-40-because-of-how-fat-they-are?

    At least the 56 year old is in shape. Which is suppose to be the point of SPORTS illustrated.

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25. If you subscribe, you get the free Sports Illustrated Nacho Cheese dispenser

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26. What if they model and nobody looks?

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27. Rename the magazine ‘Walmart Illustrated”!

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28. Baldness is not attractive at all.

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29. How low will SI go before it dies?

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30. I’m looking at that 56 year old babe, and I’m thinking

    “Got an older sister, kid?”

    I’m getting old,BFH

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31. That issue ain’t going to help my ED one iota.

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32. I’d hit the 56 year old, gain and again.

    Maybe a sandwich with her daughter??

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