Bloomberg’s Billboards

16 Comments on Bloomberg’s Billboards

1. AND NOW..CLINT..OUR HERO “MAKE MY DAY” DUDE IS PRO BLOOMBERG!!!

   THE WORLD THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS DYING!!

   HARRY CALLAHAN IS A PUSSY!!

   I AM GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF NOW….BUT ONLY WITH AN AIRSOFT GUN..

   FU EASTWOOD…GO EL TRUMPO!!!!

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2. I don’t like burnt steak but I do like McDonalds, like the POTUS.

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3. So now the democrats have a former Republican running and a socialist Independent.

   Time to test their inclusiveness, tolerance, and big tent philosophy.

   My bet is they won’t share power.

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4. Earn $2500 a month posting for Mike Bloomberg at this site.

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5. This would explain some of the signage on DJT’s motorcade route to his rally. My fav, “Trump Cheats AT Golf”. Eew, that’s hitting him where it hurt.

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6. Bloomberg Wears Bloomers.

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7. Mike Bloomberg is SO short that he has to reach up to tie his shoe laces…
   Mike Bloomberg is SO short that Jimny Cricket sings him….”When you wish upon a nite light…”….

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8. Helpful hint: He is Orangeman, not Tealman. Don’t let a fruity Millennial pick your palette, Mite.

9. Helpful hint: He is Orangeman, not Tealman. Don’t let a fruity Millennial pick your palette, Mite

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10. I’m making $2500 from home writing for Mike Bloomerberg on sites like IOTWReporter.com. You, too, can experience this opportoonity from your basement as you wait for those easy checks to come in (from some guy named Larry? What’s up with that?). I’m still waiting. But I’m lovin’ it ’cause Mayor Mike is just what American needs for people like me, waiting for great paychecks, living in a Mississippi basement down by the river. (Larry says I get paid by the word so I have to keep going!) How’s that for boosting America’s most popular, height/weight-porportonial Mayor? Plus, I came up with a saying for Mike’s campaigne: “Let Mikey run it. He’ll run anything!” And former mayor of Carmel, California, Clint Eastwood agrees! He’s tall so he carries more weight than Mike. But I regress… Vote for Mike Bloomingberg!

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11. I’ve got a new nickname for the little fascist shrimp. I’m surprised that a web search doesn’t show any uses because it is, to me at least, sort of obvious.

    Micro Bloomberg is so short he needs a stepladder to brush his teeth.

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12. what was the name of those wooden booster seat/stands back in the ’50’s that were painted yellow & blue? … little shavers? little beavers?

    … little mikeys?

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13. Mike Bloomberg is SO short that his feet show up on his driver’s license photo…

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14. Bloomberg buys his casual wear in the Boy’s Department.

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15. Mike Bloomberg is so short, when he sneezes his head hits the floor.

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16. Trump wins
    https://www.lucianne.com/images/daily_photos/2020/02/21/76a32b1e-9c8e-406a-98a8-62adac05f87b.jpeg

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