“Questa sarebbe la distanza di sicurezza? Per la corona virus? Si!”
— ✝️🇺🇸Rose ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #IStandWGenFlynn🇺🇸✝️ (@RoseDC11) March 18, 2020
This would be the safe distance? For the corona virus? Yes!
Finally the Italians are waking up! To this man I say: bravissimo signore!#RoseDC11pic.twitter.com/1AbFjwPkqR
h/t going through doors will be fun…
Recycled Saturn display
This guy must be the Bumper Car king.
A good distance could be the distance between the end of a swinging baseball bat and chissy tiegan or debra messing’s mouths – minus six inches.
The dude’s not going to be able to reach the toilet paper on the shelf with that thing on.
OK…so apparently the whole internet now knows me name, lol
Cynic–
Email BFH and ask him to remove it.
Tuesdays and Thursdays (tomorrow) from 07:00-09:00 are Safeway’s “senior Boomers-only” shopping times in the Soviet State. I get to go in with fellow Boomers and practice ‘social distancing’ and say things like:
“Okay, Boomer. You’re too close! I can smell your Vic’s Vaporub!”
“Stay back or I’ll shout ‘Social Distancing Violation!!’ and make an alarm sound like this…. (Wuhan! Wuhan! Wuhan! Wuhan!)
“Back-off, Boomer, or I’ll sneeze on you!” (cough cough)
Went to Dollar General today, took a look and still the back wall is empty. Turned around and saw what I can only described as a Millennial, 90’s baggie pocket shorts, greasy Man bun and a paper surgical mask,,,.
Best laugh I’ve had in the past week!
I now know five languages.
The dude abides.