DIY Face Masks

19 Comments on DIY Face Masks

1. Stop fucking panicking. Breathe deep.

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2. Very clever, some of them. I laughed at the guy getting on the subway (in the yellow with all the white paper tubes sticking out).

   Anyone else notice that the CDC/WH CV Task Force hasn’t said anything specific about “underlying conditions” including obesity and diabetes. I think every one of the docs looking at H-chloroquine/Z-Pak protocol has been keeping track of patient co-morbidity and those are high on the list — even higher than those who are undergoing cancer treatment (who are not diabetic or overweight/obese). Could it be that mentioning it is too un-PC (fat shaming)? This is looking more and more like a TSA model of quarantine. Don’t offend, quarantine everyone.

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3. …and now, come to think of it…

   Would Chinese scientists target a known risk factor in American people — that a large portion of the population is very fat or obese, and create a virus that thrives and persists in a fat body? Many overweight people are pre-diabetic (a high risk factor). In fact the link between waistline and pre-diabetes has been the focus of a lot of our healthcare system for the past few years and becoming well known in the public.

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4. If I were to buy a bandana and wear it over my face to go out in public like grocery shopping, would they think I’m a bank robber?

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5. I wear a face mask daily, it’s called my “face”…

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6. Well thanks for starting my day off with a laugh and allot of safety tips for air intake cleaner designer ideas for Halloween and everyday outings. I’m thinking vacuum cleaner bags…

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7. All of em are 100% guaranteed to work as well as an N95 mask (against a virus).

   izlamo delenda est …

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8. October 31st in April!
   Aaaaaaannnnd I fully expect a nuther “Corona Virus” outbreak on Halloween night!

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9. I know I’ve mentioned this here before, but I think it bears repeating.

   The mainstream media said that all you need to go grocery shopping is a face mask and gloves.

   They lied.

   Other people were wearing clothes.

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10. Colored greasepaint I find works best and nobody wants to come within six feet of you.

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11. Down here in Augusta GA. I saw a guy in the Wally World yesterday. It looked like he was wearing a mask made from a Cream color 48+DD Bra Cup with a wide Elastic band stapled to it.

    Could not figure out if he was the usual dancing around Look At Me Wally World a perv.

    Or just he figured out an quick simple emergency work around that can be washed and reused. But I guess anything is better than nothing.

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12. That was just what I needed today. I laughed at the Coughy Filter guy, then laughed harder at the guy wearing the Norton AntiVirus CD. I had to stop looking when I saw the car with a mask.

    Thanks for the hearty laughing fit, MJA!

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13. Don’t know why the one idiot was using a K&N; they don’t even filter out dirt, let alone viruses.

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14. OMG I laughed so hard I cried! One thing I noticed— with few exceptions, the people standing around them seemed oblivious. I would have fallen right back into my lifelong bad habit of laughing at inappropriate times.

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15. Maybe I’ll start wearing one of those enormous crinoline hoop skirts when I go to the grocery store, only I would add spikes sticking out.

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16. A face mask would conceal my scowl and people might try to approach me. Sounds risky.

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17. Yeah, my “resting bitch face” protects me from a lot of unnecessary interaction. Pretty safe!

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18. Speaking of weird masks, here’s a fun one, even though your “EWW” alarm may go off;
    https://youtu.be/y79K1PodX58 .

    This is going too far;
    https://images.app.goo.gl/bBcMUTv39SL4rNBh9 .

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19. @99th Squad leader,

    “Make sure you don’t use the butt part”. 😂 I couldn’t decide if he was serious or not.

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