Breitbart:
The Maine Democrat Party hosted a virtual parade of liberal luminaries on Sunday, but one person canceled: presumptive nominee Joe Biden.
Activists heard from Sens. Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders. Howard Dean made an appearance, as did Gov. Janet Mills. Even President Obama submitted a prerecorded message.
But when it came time for Biden to appear — as it was announced on Friday that he would — an error-filled, Star Wars-type scrolling text stood in his place.
“Due to recent events, Vice President Joe Biden is not able to join our program as originally planned,” it began, not clarifying whether it was referring to the mass rioting launched by left-wing activists, or with Biden himself.
It continued:
Statement by VP Joe Biden:
These last few days have laid bare that we are a nation furious at injustice. Every person of conscience can understand the rawness of the trauma of people of color experience in this country, from the daily indignities to the extreme violence, like the horrific killing of George Floyd. Protesting such brutality is right and necessary. It’s an utterly American response.
But burninhg [sic] down communities and needless destruction is not. Violence that endangers lives is not. Violence that guts and shutters businesses that serve the community is not. The act of protesting should never be allowed to overshadow the reason we protest. It should not drive people away from the just cause that protest is meant to advance. more
I shit. My pants. The proles! Is NOT!
Four score… what the fuck is that? And goats!
THE ALAMO! I mean, no, no…
really sad … ’cause it was supposed to be ‘Complete Sentence’ day!!!
https://iotwreport.com/speak-in-complete/
wtf?
He was gonna be there but then he remembered that the Maine might have been sunk a couple of years or so ago He never did forgive Mary Anne for not making him a coconut cream pie or Gilligan for taking the top bunk….
Fucking Barbie doll heads!
You. Dog. Faced. Fucking. Donkey Dick!
I’m actually stunned he didn’t type daily indignititties.
I’m Joe Biden, and when I was a Lifesaver, I had to walk uphill both ways to that place, you know, the place.
“Mary Anne for not making him a coconut cream pie or Gilligan for taking the top bunk….”
Mary Anne… Gilligan… bunk… cream pie….
What an inspirational submittal in the Dementiacrat Party Writing Contest. Unfortunately, checking for plagiarism revealed that Dementia Joe was up to his old tricks again. “Come on Man. Can we all just get along…. you know the rest.” might have worked to momentarily distract those looters and rioters in Los Angeles in 1992 when that stalwart Democrat Rodney King mumbled them, but those words don’t seem to be working in 2020.
“Mary Anne… Gilligan… bunk… cream pie….”
I see a blockbuster………