Gateway Pundit
Feeble Joe Biden will not be throwing out the first pitch at Opening Day at Nationals Park this week.
“I know the President’s eager to get out to Nationals’ stadium. Many beautiful days, many beautiful baseball games ahead this spring. It’s not on the President’s schedule this week but I certainly expect that baseball fans will be hearing from him in next couple of days,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said during Tuesday’s briefing. More
Professional baseball fields are immaculately groomed.
There is no way they will let a feeble old man that shits on the floor of the house we are being forced to let him live in on the turf.
Feces kills grass.
they know biteme will get boo-ed bigly
He is in the sam league as Dr.Fauci, who was lucky the ball stayed in t/he same park.
Lots of stairs to climb & descend to get onto the diamond. Then the walk up the mound. Then he would need to be pointed towards the plate & away from 2nd base. And the Nats game was also at his “sundown” time, probably. All of this before he even tries to throw the damn ball.
Why would he throw out the First Bitch? Who else is going to stand behind him and whisper the correct responses to questions when he suffers one of his many brain farts during interviews?
Oh, wait —
Great!! We all know that Joey B would possibly throw the worst first pitch ever. Go ahead and do a search on the worst first pitches. Can any of you point out one of those terrible moments in history would be worse than Joey B?
C’mon man! Of course, I can throw out the first white ball thing at that stadium over there …………….
……….. What was I talking about
Im getting pretty tired about all you Jim Crows talking about me being ….. whats that word, Jill? …. Oh right senile. Keep this up and I’ll take you out back and beat the hell out of you
He could fall off the mound and crap himself!
That WOULD be a first! 😳
President Trump can do it.
The only thing he might do is throw up his Gerbers strained peas.
Unofficial version: strings to this puppet are to short to let IT walk the field. They are overstretched when IT walks to board the plane, with obvious consequences. Supposedly wireless remote upgrade kit is on its way from China by USPS, but controller responsible for handling that package incorrectly located that country on the other side of the Moon, latest update is that controller is at Cape Canaveral awaiting departure to the Moon to confirm his mistake.
So it will take some time, but the word is It (the puppet) will be ready for NFL next season of opening game kick-off. 😉
[Kung Flu]
Spokesthing Chuckie can regurgitate whatever lies she wants.
Joey is too infirm.
And besides, it conflicts with his nap time.
izlamo delenda est …
My Petey B is a real slugger when it comes to making it to third base with my unbleached elastic starfish!
If he tried his arm would fall off.
Starting to look a lot like Weekend At Biden’s.
Anybody else notice how they don’t let any children within 150 ft of him?
Here’s something I would have loved seeing: a pitching contest between paedophile senile dementia Greezy Joe and bitter warmonger globalist RINO Johnny McStain.
McStain might have won it if he’d learned how to pitch sidearm
Couldn’t get Hunter out there, either. He’d sniff the base lines.
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Biden does not know what a baseball is much less what a fire hydrant is. I wish he’d toss the first ball out just for shits and giggles.
Forget throwing first pitch. Where is his SOTU speech?
He is still hiding behind the national guard in DC.
Is this mother clucker actually so far gone he can’t throw a baseball? I think so. No State of the Union. no first pitch, whats not happening next?!?
AMERICA KNOWS WHATS GOING ON!
WE KNOW BIDEN DIDN’T WIN NOV 2020
More people will watch reruns of I Love Lucy this year than MLB.