Texas Rep. Crenshaw says he needs eye surgery, will be blind for a month – IOTW Report

Texas Rep. Crenshaw says he needs eye surgery, will be blind for a month

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Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw said Saturday that he is entering the hospital for eye surgery and will be functionally blind for at least a month while recovering. 

Crenshaw, known in Washington and on media for his distinctive eye patch, lost one eye while serving in Afghanistan and suffered damage to the other.

“It was always a possibility,” he wrote on Twitter, “that the effects of the damage to my retina would resurface, and it appears that is exactly what has happened.”  read more

8 Comments on Texas Rep. Crenshaw says he needs eye surgery, will be blind for a month

  1. So, he’ll be ‘blind in one eye and can’t see out of the other?’

    (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

    In other words, a normal politician – whose eyesight returns when money appears.

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  2. Thanks for the quote, Anonymous. I got a fundraising letter in the mail from Crenshaw this weekend and wrote that in big black marker across the front of it and am mailing it back. Oh– I also told him to screw off.

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  3. …this just makes me think of an old joke…

    …a guy was looking for a hooker but he was very short on funds. He discussed his dilemma with the madam of the seediest brothel in town, who arrived at a proposal for him.

    …”the only thing you can get for that price is I’ll have Daniele give you a wink job”, she said.

    “What’s a wink job?”, he asked.

    “The only sex you’re getting for that money. Do you want it or not?” she said.

    …well, he took it, but wasn’t sure, and was worried when he saw skinny old pasty Daniele’s drooping body and witchy face.

    He was mad for sex though, so he said, “Give me a wink job”.

    Daniele then popped a fake eye out, unceremoniously dropped her head into his lap with his joint in her eye socket, then winked furiously until he climaxed.

    He couldn’t belive how good she was, and as he left, told her he’d be back as soon as he got more money.

    Holding her glass eye facing forward next to her still-dripping eye socket, she called back, “I’ll keep an eye out for you!”

  4. Yeah, I liked Crenshaw for his feisty putdowns of Democrat Party assholes. But when it came to crunch time and his vote was needed to combat the Democrats blatant election fraud, Crenshaw FAILED living up to his Constitutional oath. He’s a Stealth RINO

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