Hideki Matsuyama Wins Masters – LowFives Everyone On Rope Line While They Are Wearing Covid Masks.
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He’s the first Japanese guy to win any major.
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Golf claps.
Had a boss who used to take off Wednesday afternoons to drink and golf. Never saw the potential of or purpose for chasing that little ball around – but I did like “Happy Gilmore” and the “Price is wrong, Bitch!”
I told my wife that a damn Japanese dude won the Masters. Damn she said, “at least it wasn’t a Chinese asshoe!”
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Who the fuck let an Asian on the grounds at Augusta National?
After two summers as a caddy, I have to agree with Mark Twain’s definition of golf as ” a good walk ruined”.
Knew it. The PGA has gone woke.
C’mon @Lowell You know they have to “stop Asian hate.”
I’ve been a fan of Hideki for a while. He never let me down when I used him in Fantasy Golf leagues. Congrats to him. He earned it.
Good for him! The racist hegemonistic Chinks will be frothing at the mouth that a hated Jap has won such a prestigious contest.
https://youtu.be/-mDnVLMWO70?t=5
If he bladed that bunker shot on 18 he would have had to commit hari-kari.
I was actually nervous for the guy.
And his dad wasn’t even black. But can he roll an SUV at 90 and survive it? I think Tiger watched too many Russ Meyer films. He won the Masters and then no white woman was safe.
I liked his answer to Jim Nance’s question in Butler Cabin:
“When did you start to get nervous on the back nine?”
“I was nervous at the start of the front nine.”
Good tournament with some young blood coming up.
The back nine at The Masters will always make you pucker up, 16 was the hole today, Xander Schauffele had his first triple bogey in a major and it cost him.
Great win for Matsuyama.
Xander Schauffele will not sleep for a week after rinsing his ball on 16.
Before that shot Xander had cut it to 2 strokes with 3 holes to play.
They showed Hideki just before that shot and you could see the fear in his eyes. He was shook by rinsing his ball on 15.
Xander would have likely won.
Hideki was 34 to 1 odds last week.
8 iron, 175. His caddie is nuts.
Xander says he flushed it, and it landed in the water.
I don’t blame him for being aggressive, but, that’s too aggressive.
If Xander had hit that shot a couple yards to the right he would have had a very makeable birdie putt. He was almost somebody.
The only time I’ve hit an 8 iron 175 yards was after getting a good roll on the cart path.
I wonder which golfer will get in trouble for wondering if Hideki will choose sushi for the Champions dinner next year?
You know it’s coming.
The announcers were surprisingly talking about how the Japanese were “golf crazed.”
I was ready for a “Jap” slip up…
I can hit an 8 iron 175 yards. WELL, You’ll need to figure it off the big ass radii. Matter of fact I’ve almost hit myself in the back of my head doing that shit.
Masters Payouts:
1. Hideki Matsuyama $2,070,000 (Whole lotta YEN!)
2. Will Zalatoris $1,242,000
T3. Jordan Spieth $667,000
Xander Schauffele $667,000
T5. Jon Rahm $437,000
Marc Leishman $437,000
7. Justin Rose $385,250
T8. Patrick Reed $345,000
Corey Connors $345,000
T10. Cameron Smith $299,000
Tony Finau $299,000
Hell, you get $10,000 for missing the cut!
Loco, you should petition the PGA for an invite to play next year’s Masters. It looks like easy money. That’s what I enjoy about pro golfers, you can’t wait for a teammate to bail you out. You sink or swim on your own. I despise the PGA for pulling the PGA Championship from the Trump course, because OrangeManBad. But I think a bunch of the tour players are conservatives, at least I hope so.
Hey Brad, I was thinking you were going to say you’ve hit an 8 iron from 175 yards.
Will his kid ever get into Harvard?
Joe6
Some years ago I got a hole in one at MacKena on Maui. I was teeing off on 5 and put it right in the cup on number 8. The guys putting on number 8 were damn impressed. Or something
That’s pretty funny. I’ve played into the wrong fairway, possibly even across the wrong green, but never into the wrong hole. Did they give you a plaque or an award? Did you have to buy a round at the 19th hole? That’s tradition you know.
Joe6, yes, they are mostly conservative.
Phil got in trouble complaining about exorbitant Cali taxes years ago.
They all mostly held their ground when some cunt bullshit reporter asked all of them earlier this week about the “bad Georgia voting law.”
Bitch even asked golfers that aren’t US citizens.
DUMB FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were there any hoe-in-ones today?
My buddy took his daughter on Saturday (we’re only 1.5 hours away) and he said it was insane. They had special rules this year due to the ‘Rona. 10% crowd capacity, no leaving your chair(s) on the fairways etc. and leaving. Once you left, you couldn’t return. He said the greens looked like sh*t but he did meet Lynn Swan so there’s that.
Gunga gunga galooongah!
So I’ve got THAT going for me.
Everyone busts Tiger Woods balls for cheating on his hot Dumb Swede wife. But I agree with Ron Whites opinion on the whole thing. “Tiger had 80,000 women offer to sleep with him and he only f*cked fifty of them. That’s not cheating on his wife; that’s LOVE!”
“I wonder what cologne he wears?”