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Sorry About Your Breakfast

Friday, 23 April 2021, 8:00 MJA Uncategorized 24

And your lunch.
And your dinner.
And your midnight snack… Update On Dr Jill’s Hospital Visit Last Week.


24 Comments on Sorry About Your Breakfast

  6. Joe’s a pedo. He doesn’t care about adult women at all and us probably afraid of them, that’s likely one of the reasons he rapes children instead. Joe’s victims rarely have developed breasts, so surgical implants are unlikely to interest him.

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  9. Joe likes em Y O U N G E.
    So Jill tried to dress like a 1980’s teenager.
    She was still of by 5 or 6 years and should have gone for 11 yrs old in the late 70’s.
    That would have got him to notice her.

    sick family

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  10. But I don’t doubt Jill is enough of a delusional attention whore to do something like this, and would probably look right past the cognitive dissonance of her weathered face, withered hands, turkey neck, liver spots, etc., and think its sexy, and that everyone ELSE will too.

    And the media certainly wouldn’t correct her.

    …Jill might do this if she thinks Joe’s planned demise is imminent.

    Just oiling her rapidly aging, rusty traps for the NEXT rich man fool enough and tasteless enough to take care of her…

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  12. …but you’re not disturbing my eating. I washed dishes by hand in a Chinese restaurant while eating an egg roll off the shelf above the sink with my dripping hands for years. I’d get up from a nice chili spaghetti dinner to go sponge some guy’s brains off I-275, then go back and start swallowing chunky red meat again. The food plant I work in has all the world’s smells, rotting food in the trash room, a glorious miasma when they pump out the grease traps into industrial honey wagons, and cloying food smells all day long, but I still go home and pig out afterwards.

    And in my younger days, I may have seen an…eh…”art” film or two with a ridiculously boobed and saggy naked woman doing stuff, al la Stormy Daniels, and still wolf down chicken nuggets later.

    So no, a moderately ugly, aged political prostitutue is not enough to put me off my feed no matter WHAT you may exaggerate on it.

    …It’s certainly not as nauseating as what her pedophile husband does to both children AND this entire Nation, at any rate…

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  13. When I first heard about this, I immediately assumed that the “routine procedure” that was purported to be for her, was a smoke screen for a procedure on The Big Guy.

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  14. …I also had to truck an old lady out of the assisted living home who broke her hip during the angry victory sex when she stole one of the very few males who make it to that age from another old lady, so all I can say is careful what you wish for Jill, you can lie to the world and to yourself, but God is not mocked and your age raddled body will bring that fact home to you one way or another if you keep trying to act like a horn 20 year old…

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  22. Jill: Dear, I need bigger boobs.
    Joe: What….what for?
    Jill: Because I am FLOTUS and that’s what the boobs are for.
    Joe: uh….you want to float your boobs? When you’re in the pool?
    Jill: Yes, that’s it. You’ve got it.
    Joe: OK, the taxpayers won’t mind paying for it….but don’t do it for me, I never look at them anymore.
    Jill: Yes, I know you don’t…(to herself – I’m not doing it for you, old fart).

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