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For sale 2021 GMC 3500 HD. Ran when parked.
Dang… truck dint float? Must be defective or somethin’.
Another Covid-19 fatality.
SPAULDING!!!!
h/t caddy shack
Denali in De-Nile
Obviously a case of unintended gravitational acceleration.
His mother taught him how to drive.
Truck was Registered to a:
Homer J. Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, USA
GMC (Georgia Milk Cow) operator. Enough said.
Man, I hate it when that happens ………
Watched a mid 90s ford explorer float in Sarnia bay for a good five minutes before poseidon pulled her down. See it happen a couple times a year.
When Democrats Drive.
I know when I show this to my sons, the first thing they’ll say is “White Pickup, of course.”
The White Pickup is a thing around here. If there’s a pickup truck doing traffic stunts, belching smoke parking poorly or just being loud as hell, it’s probably white. Don’t know why, just is. I know some of y’all drive white pickups, and I’m not talking about y’all. Or if I am, it’s cool. I’m no saint on the road in my jeep, either. Anyway, this is a new one for our White Pickup Files.
Anyone goofy enough to buy a damn GMC (Obamamobile) is certainly goofy enough to drive it into the lake.
Anon, regarding Democrat voters.
Way back when I lived in Minnesota every spring some joker would be out driving on the lake only to find out the ice melted enough not to hold the weight of a car or truck. That would make that nights news and the rest of the Obama/Binden voters would know “the ice is too thin”. It was a: democrat monkey see democrat monkey do or rather not do type deal.
When I got my first boat/trailer I did not go to the lake the next day. I went to an almost empty Safeway parking lot and spent the entire morning putting it in and taking it out of one space after another.
This boat launch you better have your shit together or you might get pistol whipped:
https://wdfw.wa.gov/places-to-go/water-access-sites/30901
You get one try and it better be quick if you want to leave alive. I had a buddy launch there and the bank fishers had their lines out and he couldn’t get away from the ramp. They would not haul in and he was impatient so he drove across their lines. When they got back that night his trailer had been cut into 24 inch lengths and stacked neatly behind his truck like cord wood the the two wheel/tire assys sitting atop the stack.
Headline should of read, “Reporter Makes Big Splash At IL Boat Landing.”
If I had a nickel for every headline I wish I could rewrite…
Pretty sure there’s a tax for parking in the lake.
one of the great secret forms of recreation it to get a lawn chair, a cooler of beer & some sammaches & spend an afternoon in late spring/early summer at the public boat ramp & watch the new boat owners try to launch their boats
hours of fun & hilarity …. beats a day on Joe Manchin’s houseboat w/ a covid-infested Lindsey Graham eating his hot dog. with other senators, in ‘stiff breeze’
https://news.yahoo.com/sen-lindsey-graham-may-exposed-213447589.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
Gay mans chevy goes down
Umm yeah that makes sense
In my dictionary, the pronunciation of “GMC” is the same as “gimmick”.
Perfect metaphor for Illinois in general thanks to Democrats.