Or better yet High Anxiety where the birds shit all over Mel Brooks.
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Where my wife works someone tested positive and had symptoms earlier this week. They did “contact tracing” and started a chain reaction of panic throughout the company. My wife gets a call yesterday saying she was identified as contacting someone two people down the chain, but the caller didn’t give any directions on what to do. This just feeds the panic!!!!
When she told me I just walked over to the medicine cabinet and took my daily C, D, and zinc, along with some quercetin, and ivermectin for prevention since I may now be exposed. It’s that simple. I’ll keep you guys up to date on my status.
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Can we get some birds like the dirty birds in the Nissan commercial to chase after and take massive fly by bird dumps on all the friggin internet trolls who are constant pests on IOTW. BOMBS AWAY!
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“Leftist” and “men” are mutually exclusive terms thus “leftist men” is a nonsensical phrase. Just call them leftists with Y chromosomes.
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Or as I call it, the Omigod variant.
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Hey, those parakeets can bite HARD!
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If the bird flies down “his” throat, does “he” die OF coof, or WITH coof?
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
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@Wild Bill December 23, 2021 at 10:07 am
> Hey, those parakeets can bite HARD!
Hard and leftists with Y chromosomes is an oxymoron.
(h/t to pbunyan)
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All liberals are children and all liberal men are pussies.
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My school teacher friend just stood in line for 2.5 hours with coughing assholes & the dregs of humanity to get tested to see if he had OmiCrotch. Last week he was in line getting Shot #3.
They said results would take 6 to 7 days.
He was not happy with me when I told him that he definitely has the OmniCrotch NOW!
My Doctor friend says, Don’t worry, we are ALL going to get this one within 1 month.
Cheers, Just about to Crack a pint of German Winter Bock!
Brings back memories of the movie “The Birds”
Or better yet High Anxiety where the birds shit all over Mel Brooks.
Where my wife works someone tested positive and had symptoms earlier this week. They did “contact tracing” and started a chain reaction of panic throughout the company. My wife gets a call yesterday saying she was identified as contacting someone two people down the chain, but the caller didn’t give any directions on what to do. This just feeds the panic!!!!
When she told me I just walked over to the medicine cabinet and took my daily C, D, and zinc, along with some quercetin, and ivermectin for prevention since I may now be exposed. It’s that simple. I’ll keep you guys up to date on my status.
Can we get some birds like the dirty birds in the Nissan commercial to chase after and take massive fly by bird dumps on all the friggin internet trolls who are constant pests on IOTW. BOMBS AWAY!
“Leftist” and “men” are mutually exclusive terms thus “leftist men” is a nonsensical phrase. Just call them leftists with Y chromosomes.
Or as I call it, the Omigod variant.
Hey, those parakeets can bite HARD!
If the bird flies down “his” throat, does “he” die OF coof, or WITH coof?
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
@Wild Bill December 23, 2021 at 10:07 am
> Hey, those parakeets can bite HARD!
Hard and leftists with Y chromosomes is an oxymoron.
(h/t to pbunyan)
All liberals are children and all liberal men are pussies.
My school teacher friend just stood in line for 2.5 hours with coughing assholes & the dregs of humanity to get tested to see if he had OmiCrotch. Last week he was in line getting Shot #3.
They said results would take 6 to 7 days.
He was not happy with me when I told him that he definitely has the OmniCrotch NOW!
My Doctor friend says, Don’t worry, we are ALL going to get this one within 1 month.
Cheers, Just about to Crack a pint of German Winter Bock!