Attorney Indefinitely Suspended For Driving While Naked – IOTW Report

Attorney Indefinitely Suspended For Driving While Naked

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HAMILTON, OH – Scott Blauvelt is an Ohio attorney who just indefinitely lost his privilege of practicing law anywhere in the state.

The suspension stems from a 2018 traffic stop where he was exposed.

That is the end of the sentence. He was exposed, as in naked.

Blauvelt was driving nude. Completely.

Newsweek even reported that he had been masturbating on several occasions as he drove in that state of undress.

After the October 2018 stop, he appeared in court and pleaded guilty to the charges. The court also noted that the attorney had a history of public nudity.

The Ohio Supreme Court suspended him for two years. more

18 Comments on Attorney Indefinitely Suspended For Driving While Naked

  1. Xray
    JUNE 26, 2022 AT 8:55 PM
    “Driving while naked is illegal?”

    …they didn’t pull his DRIVER’S license, so I guess not.

    Although if he’s actually flogging the bishop you could make a pretty good case for DISTRACTED driving, so there’s that…

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  2. *Update* Further details of his case are very revealing. In his defense, Blauvelt’s attorney claimed his client had nothing to hide and should be reinstated. Unamused, the judge responded to this assertion with, “To what?!! Over my dead body!” which caused most everyone in the courtroom to groan. The courtroom was cleared soon after.

  3. That butthole smell will never come out of the cloth seats now. And, frankly, I can’t remember anytime while driving alone anywhere where I thought, “Boy, this sure would be a great time to spank the monkey.”

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