…and then she strangles herself to death with her own bare hands.
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OK…..that’s funny!
10
Columbo: ” So let me get this straight…Ms. Maxwell was stabbed 27 times in the back and you are claiming it was suicide.”
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Probably more right than wrong.
8
The guards were sleeping, and the security cameras were not working.
14
^^^^^^^^^
Dr. Claudius Fiddledy, World renowned scientist and suicide expert: Oh yes, indeed it is possible Detective Columbo. Any gymnast can do it. You just hold a long-bladed knife between your knees, point end facing back, then arch your back in a backwards direction till it makes contact with the point of the knife, then thrust the legs back and upwards till the knife penetrates. Do that 27 times and you’ll probably be dead.
Remember, we’re scientists – anything we can imagine in our little pointy heads can, and someday will, happen. Because we’re smart, see?
9
All they have to do is vaxxinate her.
That ought to do it.
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Great comedy is great comedy only if it has an element of truth in it.
Rush Limbaugh
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JD – Itz as close to the truth as the Clintons will ever get!!
9
I can’t wait to see the day when all the clintons are GONE!!!
…and then she strangles herself to death with her own bare hands.
OK…..that’s funny!
Columbo: ” So let me get this straight…Ms. Maxwell was stabbed 27 times in the back and you are claiming it was suicide.”
Probably more right than wrong.
The guards were sleeping, and the security cameras were not working.
^^^^^^^^^
Dr. Claudius Fiddledy, World renowned scientist and suicide expert: Oh yes, indeed it is possible Detective Columbo. Any gymnast can do it. You just hold a long-bladed knife between your knees, point end facing back, then arch your back in a backwards direction till it makes contact with the point of the knife, then thrust the legs back and upwards till the knife penetrates. Do that 27 times and you’ll probably be dead.
Remember, we’re scientists – anything we can imagine in our little pointy heads can, and someday will, happen. Because we’re smart, see?
All they have to do is vaxxinate her.
That ought to do it.
Great comedy is great comedy only if it has an element of truth in it.
Rush Limbaugh
JD – Itz as close to the truth as the Clintons will ever get!!
I can’t wait to see the day when all the clintons are GONE!!!
Ghislane for VP!