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You think Fabulous But Incompetent is bad, just wait…
badge nwrds, proceed @ your own risk
No one working for the Federal Government knows what ANY of the words in the first “Major Duties” line means, nor would they be capable of any of those things if they DID.
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…althogh it may be they need to be honest when speaking to their Federal government masters.
No one hates liars more than a liar.
When you see a tattooed, pierced, blue haired idiot in a suit knocking on your door you’ll know it’s a new hire.
Lots of Republicans will apply, after the 6 hours of online testing and “assessment”, none will make it to the interview.
That is a very odd jod description for an accountant or auditor, tho. Do they teach murder in business school now?
real Americans should flood them with applications, and put in the additional comments section how they so look forward to going after all the known real tax cheats like sharpton,pelosi, et al.
Do FJB, his wife, son and daughter count as fellow Americans? How about the three Clintons? If so, sign me up!
There will be NO shortage of “willing executioners.”
This has been proved more times than decency allows.
No American would apply for that job – so look for freaks and aliens to fill the ranks.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
But this time it’s totally different from what happens after a coup.
Time to watch ‘FURY’ again.
You know it’s bad when even Susan Collins tried to stop this.
Ronald Reagan’s words ring more clearly than ever before.
“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help”
Did Susan Collins really try to stop this? If so, then she’s a shitty chess player, because this move could be seen back before Trump was being impeached over bullshit. Collins is a stupid cunt and always has been.
I’m guessing they are going to have to make some major concessions in hiring. 50 hours a week, on call 24/7, being physically fit and they have 87k openings?! Have you looked around lately and seen many people that fit that bill out and about?!
So when they’re filling out their ksa’s do they out down have gun will travel ?
It’s already bad enough I’ve heard from the IRS more in the past 2 years than my entire life combined and now they want to double that? What with all the stupid stimulus and nickel and diming going on. Last 2 bills I got from IRS was for 73 cents and $1.67. Goddamn they wanted their money right NOW. Threatening me with fines and interest on said dollar amounts. What I can’t understand is my accountant INCLUDED interest owed, yet somehow they come up with what I’m calling low dollar amounts you don’t hassle over paying just to get them off your back. I think they tacked on interest for the time it took for them to deposit the check, maybe? Feels like I’m being harassed and scammed.
I didn’t read down the requirements far enoug…”whites need not apply”? “Criminal record OK”? “Stylish uniforms will be provided”?
Never forget the Gulag:
“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
That would include all the foreign, invading, illegal, criminal invaders now considered to new Americans by the Democrat (Satanist) Party!