34 Comments on Better Start Reading Ingredients a Bit More Carefully
Ugh! a bug.
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The ‘good’ news, as it were, you won’t be seeing this in Doritos anytime soon as it makes them more expensive. The classics are based upon cheap ingredients and lots of flavoring.
They really should have it on the main labeling though.
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…Wow – And to think that Jiminy Cricket said: “Avoid anyone that has a fiendish cackle, a sinister smile, or a diabolical glare, not necessarily in that order.”
Prophetic!
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“Natural cheddar cheese flavored powder?” WTF?
And cricket carcasses? WTF?
If they were striving for honesty they’d rename it: “Actually Shit Puffs.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
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I want to know by what means they kill the crickets, and if/how that means is removed from possible human consumption. They probably say they are ‘humanely culled’ or some sort of narrative jibberish.
no jabs for me, nor bugs either
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If you’re stupid enough to pay $35 for a bag of cheese puffs eating crickets is the least of your problems.
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Nasty food for nasty people.
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Watch out Anonymous, that dipping sauce may contain processed grubs to enhance the creaminess.
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Humans will eat anything that doesn’t stink too badly with the right motivation. The definition of ‘stink too badly’ changes as the hunger increases. Look at pictures of the holodomor. They have pieces of relatives on the table. Our owners know this. Enjoy your crickets, you’re saving the earth for your master’s enjoyment and you’re not eating one another… yet.
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So, will I chirp when I fart, or what?
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Where’s PETA?
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Anything marked :: “Sustainable”…. RUN!
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If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. In a geedonk gas station, by the cash register, was a box of roasted crickets – 2 flavors. I said something to the cashier, she said people buy them. She said one guy bought a packet, dumped them in his mouth then kissed his girlfriend. $2.99/pkg – maybe 25 crickets. I’m not worried, this was a fad back in the 60’s of eating insects. It never caught on then nor will it catch on now.
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…just so you know, you’ve been eating bugs all along…its impossible to exclude them completely from things like flour, so there is a certain allowable toleance of bug parts in every 1/4 cup, along with rat droppings, mold, mites, etc., so you probably shouldn’t read this if you’re having breakfast…seriously, if you’re a sensitive soul, DO NOT READ…
I think I see where they are going with this… get us to eat bugs in order to offset the increased emissions of the manufacture and charging of EV batteries!
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BUGS – its whats for dinner!
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There are very tight controls in place to ensure meat processing plants maintain sanitary conditions. Things like separating the slaughter area from the meat processing area, rules regarding cleanliness during the gutting process to ensure contaminates are kept away from the meat, etc.
How do they do that with a cricket?
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When you destroy the demon behind Klaus Schwab, no more Klaus Schwab.
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I’m not biting until it tastes just like chicken.
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Forget eating worms…
have you ever been eaten by worms?
Take it from me, it tickles like the Dickens.
Of course, Eleanor’s worms all died screaming and vomiting.
Good Times at Hyde Park.
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No comment, I’m nauseous.
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Worms into your Brain. Function as designed. Pine and Brains. No steel lock boxes or bug juice. Just pine. Leave their meat alone.
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The planet is nowhere near this level of desperation. Stop the leftist insanity.
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I’ve eaten a few worms. At the bottom of a tequila bottle.
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Anyone consuming ‘cheesy poofs’ or any other pogey bait deserves all the bugs they get.
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I s’pose if they are organic crickets it’s OK.
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Wild Bill, worms aren’t found in tequila, they’re found in Mezcal…..
Tequila is a kind of Mezcal, but Mezcal is not Tequila.
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made by “Actually Food”
‘actually’
lol
I bet they just push/sweep the live crickets into a big grinder/woodchipper type of machine and cricket paste comes out the other end.
I wanna see a ‘How It’s Made’ video, please
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@Billy’s Friend: Here ya go….this is how bugs are prepared for human consumption.
Ugh! a bug.
The ‘good’ news, as it were, you won’t be seeing this in Doritos anytime soon as it makes them more expensive. The classics are based upon cheap ingredients and lots of flavoring.
They really should have it on the main labeling though.
…Wow – And to think that Jiminy Cricket said: “Avoid anyone that has a fiendish cackle, a sinister smile, or a diabolical glare, not necessarily in that order.”
Prophetic!
“Natural cheddar cheese flavored powder?” WTF?
And cricket carcasses? WTF?
If they were striving for honesty they’d rename it: “Actually Shit Puffs.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I want to know by what means they kill the crickets, and if/how that means is removed from possible human consumption. They probably say they are ‘humanely culled’ or some sort of narrative jibberish.
no jabs for me, nor bugs either
If you’re stupid enough to pay $35 for a bag of cheese puffs eating crickets is the least of your problems.
Nasty food for nasty people.
Watch out Anonymous, that dipping sauce may contain processed grubs to enhance the creaminess.
Humans will eat anything that doesn’t stink too badly with the right motivation. The definition of ‘stink too badly’ changes as the hunger increases. Look at pictures of the holodomor. They have pieces of relatives on the table. Our owners know this. Enjoy your crickets, you’re saving the earth for your master’s enjoyment and you’re not eating one another… yet.
So, will I chirp when I fart, or what?
Where’s PETA?
Anything marked :: “Sustainable”…. RUN!
If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. In a geedonk gas station, by the cash register, was a box of roasted crickets – 2 flavors. I said something to the cashier, she said people buy them. She said one guy bought a packet, dumped them in his mouth then kissed his girlfriend. $2.99/pkg – maybe 25 crickets. I’m not worried, this was a fad back in the 60’s of eating insects. It never caught on then nor will it catch on now.
…just so you know, you’ve been eating bugs all along…its impossible to exclude them completely from things like flour, so there is a certain allowable toleance of bug parts in every 1/4 cup, along with rat droppings, mold, mites, etc., so you probably shouldn’t read this if you’re having breakfast…seriously, if you’re a sensitive soul, DO NOT READ…
https://www.livescience.com/55459-fda-acceptable-food-defects.html
…so a certain amount of big bits in every scoop of food? And what do we hear from government about it?
*crickets*
(Heh.)
@pbunyan: I believe that’s 6 bags for $35.94.= $5.99/bag. Still $5.99 too much,
Gutfeld opening last night devoted to Hollywood elites promoting this
https://youtu.be/HEGSS7YPcqI
I think I see where they are going with this… get us to eat bugs in order to offset the increased emissions of the manufacture and charging of EV batteries!
BUGS – its whats for dinner!
There are very tight controls in place to ensure meat processing plants maintain sanitary conditions. Things like separating the slaughter area from the meat processing area, rules regarding cleanliness during the gutting process to ensure contaminates are kept away from the meat, etc.
How do they do that with a cricket?
When you destroy the demon behind Klaus Schwab, no more Klaus Schwab.
I’m not biting until it tastes just like chicken.
Forget eating worms…
have you ever been eaten by worms?
Take it from me, it tickles like the Dickens.
Of course, Eleanor’s worms all died screaming and vomiting.
Good Times at Hyde Park.
No comment, I’m nauseous.
Worms into your Brain. Function as designed. Pine and Brains. No steel lock boxes or bug juice. Just pine. Leave their meat alone.
I am able to produce 88 dollars/h to complete easy jobs with a computer. I never realized that it could even achievable however my confidant buddy has earned $25,000 just in six weeks easily working this best career furthermore she has satisfied me to avail. Explore better guidance reaching following web-link.
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The planet is nowhere near this level of desperation. Stop the leftist insanity.
I’ve eaten a few worms. At the bottom of a tequila bottle.
Anyone consuming ‘cheesy poofs’ or any other pogey bait deserves all the bugs they get.
I s’pose if they are organic crickets it’s OK.
Wild Bill, worms aren’t found in tequila, they’re found in Mezcal…..
Tequila is a kind of Mezcal, but Mezcal is not Tequila.
made by “Actually Food”
‘actually’
lol
I bet they just push/sweep the live crickets into a big grinder/woodchipper type of machine and cricket paste comes out the other end.
I wanna see a ‘How It’s Made’ video, please
@Billy’s Friend: Here ya go….this is how bugs are prepared for human consumption.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzUuPguQ0pA
And one of the reviews says “Excellent product, kids love it.”?
If that was true, that is child abuse.
See it here.
https://actuallyfoods.com/products/cheddar-cheese-puffs/
I say my good man, that’s just not cricket.