What Will Jeffrey Toobin’s Next Job Be?

43 Comments on What Will Jeffrey Toobin’s Next Job Be?

1. Milk Maid

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2. Stunt double for Danny DeVito.

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3. Swat team.

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4. Secretary to Liz Cheney.

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5. Worker in a sex shop. Web developer at porn hub.

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6. Fluffer for “mature” porn videos.

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7. Open a jerk chicken restaurant?

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8. Shake Weight tester.

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9. IDK, maybe he should hit the gym.

   https://youtu.be/8I1oMjNVh7U

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10. Hot dog on a stick, perhaps

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11. Mop boy at Hustler Hollywood.

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12. Coach at the sperm bank.

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13. What Will Jeffrey Toobin’s Next Job Be?

    He’ll demonstrate the various ups and downs of the exciting new in and out toys being featured by Uncle Bubba’s dildo and butt plug boutique.

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14. The guy who makes the holes in Krispy Kreme donuts.

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15. He’ll appear in Zoom training videos, on how to time your masturbation sessions when appearing on Zoom meetings.

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16. kleenex spokesman

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17. I find these comments very touching.

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18. Shake weight salesman

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19. Retrieving cell phones from outhouses.

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20. Monkeypox avoidance trainer.

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21. Some sort of chicken processing operation. Let see, the chicken come in live and need to be deceased before they can be processed. What’s the humane way to do that? Shoot them? Too messy. Decapitation? Too bloody. I got it, choke them, choke them chickens.

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22. Kamala’s warm-up act.

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23. CT Ginger
    AUGUST 17, 2022 AT 9:16 PM

    …Word has it he’s skilled at monkey spanking as well…

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24. Smoking Hog without a BBQ.

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25. Head inspector at Acme Butt Plug Inc.

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26. Lab Rat at Pfizer Pharmaceutical.

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27. Reactive Target for the IRS.

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28. Mike Tyson’s sparring pardner.

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29. Tie him down naked ass up and use him as a bicycle rack.

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30. Unky AL

    “The guy who makes the holes in Krispy Kreme donuts.”

    I lol’d, but those holes are going to be mighty small and not thru.

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31. Uncle Al
    AUGUST 17, 2022 AT 8:40 PM
    “The guy who makes the holes in Krispy Kreme donuts.”

    …or kreme filler…

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32. …here’s Toobin filling those donuts now, you’d want a small needle for it, so he’s perfect…

    https://youtu.be/yYFM66TC4nI

33. I have a pretty high tolerance level, but this is certainly approaching at least a distasteful level.

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34. Surely there is a place for him on New York City Mayor Eric Adam’s team of hopelessly incompetent, completely useless, collection of embarrassing has beens.

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35. ^^^^

    If Toobin was Hispanic, I’d call him a has bean.

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36. Bologna buffer

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37. He’s reportedly going to start an AA type program to cure people who masterbate too much. Who knows about it better than he?

    When people introduce themselves, they will have to admit they have the masterbation addiction, by saying out loud: “I Too Been Masterbating”.

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38. He’ll open a Car Wash, with a big sign that says “WE DO HAND JOBS”.

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39. Stunt cock for midget porn.

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40. Fluffer at a gay porn production company.

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41. He could be a ball boy for the Yanks or Expos.

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42. Product tester for Oscar Mayer wieners.

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43. Toobin’s next job?
    Whatever can be done on his laptop.