Just be sure not to lick the toad because you might end up lit up more than the Christmas tree.
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My Dad told me stories of hiking down to the river and shooting the mistletoe out of the tree branches with a shotgun. And, of course, any squirrels that were stupid enough to get let him get within shooting distance. That was many years before I was born, before the national park service gobbled up the property to make it the C&O Canal National Park. They essentially stole about 100 acres of my families property using “eminent domain”.
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Just make sure to get the genuine kind from… Licking County, OH!
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Bae, be Jesus!
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Now that’s funny!
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SMH
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🎵 🎶 I saw Mommy shooting Santa Clause… 🎵 🎶
Just be sure not to lick the toad because you might end up lit up more than the Christmas tree.
My Dad told me stories of hiking down to the river and shooting the mistletoe out of the tree branches with a shotgun. And, of course, any squirrels that were stupid enough to get let him get within shooting distance. That was many years before I was born, before the national park service gobbled up the property to make it the C&O Canal National Park. They essentially stole about 100 acres of my families property using “eminent domain”.
Just make sure to get the genuine kind from… Licking County, OH!
Bae, be Jesus!
Now that’s funny!
SMH
🎵 🎶 I saw Mommy shooting Santa Clause… 🎵 🎶