The Federalist
Jamie Lopez, the founder of a Las Vegas salon for plus-size women and a model for the “body positivity” movement, died last weekend at age 37.
Lopez, according to TMZ on Monday, was hospitalized for heart complications. Her salon, Babydoll Beauty Couture, which became the center of a reality television show on WE tv, published a statement on Instagram announcing her death. Read
Her lifestyle choices left her; ..positively dead
The candle that burns twice as fat lasts half as long.
That’s a whole lot of Rosie.
Her dearth announcement should read “We announce her death with a heavy heart.”
Fat and fabulous for a short period of time. I hope at least one person learns something from this.
Yeah, more than a couple of standard deviations above average that one…
I wonder if she made made her own butter.
Mo doubt jabbed with flab is a killer. Your influence is up, no one wants to be like you.
Cynic – for sure you could make candles out of her but they wouldn’t smell too good.
Another big lie, that being fat is beautiful. There is so much information out there on how to eat and be healthy, you really have to be blind to get that big.
I think I’ve seen her at the grocery store on one of those riding carts with a basket full on Hagen Daz.
@ Brad: Don’t you mean Hoggin’ Dazs?
She died doing what she loved, which seems to have been doing nothing.
SHE DIDN’T JUST HAVE A SIX PACK, SHE HAD A 24 PACK
All the chubs will be triggered by reality.
We all gotta go sometime.
But some of us will need way more pallbearers than others.
I can only imagine the crowd’s reaction at her eulogy when one of her friends remembers her for having a big heart.
Would rather be judged by 12 than be carried by 60….
Maybe They’ll Blow her up on the Beach….
(sign on highway)
JAMIE LOPEZ GRAVE
NEXT 3 EXITS
The funeral home where she’ll be prepared for burial has agreed with the family to take the “No Fat Chicks” sign off the rear bumper of its hearse.
Bury her in a piano case and be done with it. On the other hand: how about rendering her and selling the fat?
Real story: a few years ago a very, very obese lady was being cremated, but she had so much fat that the flames grew higher and higher and the entire crematorium building burnt down.
@Cynic
She could have made her own butter just by closing her thighs while standing outside in 95 degree heat.
They can play Roly Poly by Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys at her memorial service.
Captain Ahab hardest hit.
Cynic
“@ Brad: Don’t you mean Hoggin’ Dazs?”
That was a test fatso. LOL. You failed.
I’m here for the comments! LOL!
that fatty fatty boombalatty was WAY WAY WAY more than 19 stone
If they cremate her it will look like a giant dumpyard tire fire and will burn for months.
*clang!*
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
*clang!*
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
*clang!*
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
*clang!*
BRING OUT YOUR…HOLY SHIT!!! NOT THAT ONE!!!
The demand for cheesie poofs must’ve just taken a hit.
Shame it wasn’t “Tank” Abrams.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Interesting when you think about it. She was part of the body positivity movement. She managed to prove that having a body like hers, you will positively have health problems and/or die. 🤔
Gonna have to bury her in a piano crate.
“This was a tremendous loss.”
Ya got THAT right!